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Is this a record ?

kallangurdemon
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Is there any possible chance we would be smart enough to use the Storm boys to show us how to tackle.

Probably too much to ask.

Any chance the players could just stand there and be tackling dummies for the Storm boys at least we could see how it's done.

Not one tackle made in the forward 50.

Indictment

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    I assume that was champion in brackets .Go barrack for the cats you ponce .

    Have another beer keyboard hero.

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    Is there any possible chance we would be smart enough to use the Storm boys to show us how to tackle.

    Probably too much to ask.

    Any chance the players could just stand there and be tackling dummies for the Storm boys at least we could see how it's done.

    Not one tackle made in the forward 50.

    Indictment

    The Storm boys rekon our gym is a "no sweat gym". So, bloody oath we should - they could show us how to be uncompromising in the pursuit of greatness.

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    Biffen, you never actually played did you?

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    Is there any possible chance we would be smart enough to use the Storm boys to show us how to tackle.

    Probably too much to ask.

    Any chance the players could just stand there and be tackling dummies for the Storm boys at least we could see how it's done.

    Not one tackle made in the forward 50.

    Indictment

    Over the shoulder tackles are all good in League. Probably won't help us much.

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    Selwood is a [censored] and so are all the arse kissers that love him. When I played he would have a knee to the head . Man down .

    You really are Ray Biffen aren't you?

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    Can anyone come up a higher free kick differential for an AFL/VFL game then the 23 to 1 tally during the third quarter of the West Coast game? Actually can anyone come up with a WA game where we finished in front in the free kick tally ? The crowd seems to umpire those games especially against the poorly supported (read MFC) clubs .

    Yes, 23 to 1 is unbelievable. OK, most of the 23 were correct (although a few Weagles ducked their heads to milk a free) BUT the umpires missed frees that should have gone our way. One free kick in two and a bit quarters? That completely deflates enthusiasm, belief, drive, you name it. Annoyingly, when the games all over in the last quarter they manage to give us a few frees in an ATTEMPT to even up the ledger.It was still very lopsided. Sadly, our tackling was poor and badly executed and James Frawley gave away a goal forgetting the basic rule of how far can you run. Amazing stuff from a good footballer playing in the backline. Don't get me wrong, James is an excellent player but he had a brain fade on this occasion. Speaking of brain fades, why did Dunn unsuccessfully pass the ball when he was well within range? He had kicked an earlier goal from much further out and on a more acute angle. Who knows?

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