Take your pick:-

• Demons struck by cholera epidemic

• Melbourne's Dan Nicholson suspended by club for a week for drinking while in rehab

• Al Quaeda affiliate signs on as new jumper sponsor for Demons. "They fit our wholsome image, "

Hmmn, Hows about Friday the 13th?????

Ben Cousins hired as our new chief medical officer

Mark Jamar found to be a Russian spy

Michael Newton is drafted back on a 6 year contract

Just checked the crystal ball. If any of you wish to go into hibernation for a week or so here is what we have to look forward to over the next 7 days:

- Ben Polis to replace Cam Schwab as CEO to assist us in finding a major sponsor.

- 100+ point loss to the eagles, fringe players Ashton hams and Ashley smith accuse us of playing bruise free football.

- mark neeld accused of being too bland and soft on players in his press conference, media are getting sick of all his cliches.

- Sylvia and moloney suspended for drinking during rehab.

- trengove cops 3 weeks for farting within 10 metres of opponent. Demetriou says this must be stamped out of the game immediately.

- $cully stars for GWS,racks up 180 in super coach.

- Grimes trips over his shoelaces,out for 4 weeks.

- Ben Hudson surprisingly turns up to play for eagles,dominates the hit outs vs jamar.

nah, it's got to be a nice big juicy sex scandal. The media would settle for nothing less

bring it on

nah, it's got to be a nice big juicy sex scandal. The media would settle for nothing less

bring it on

Well, that could be on the mark DC. It feels lately that every step the MFC takes we are getting f***ed in the a**e by somthing/someone different against our permission!

Disgraced Melbourne players hijack return flight from Perth and seek safe haven in North Korea.

Edited April 5, 201213 yr by Jackie

A win.