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Where are you Joe boy?

Bobby McKenzie
in Melbourne Demons

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Getting sore eyes looking for Joeboy's 3 word summing up of our team. It is usually spot on IMO. Hope you haven't forsaken us Joeboy.

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    After being censored and censured by Rhino Richards for the reprehensible act of referring to The Cats as inbreds after last week's game , I've spat the dummy and taken an extended break

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    After being censored and censured by Rhino Richards for the reprehensible act of referring to The Cats as inbreds after last week's game , I've spat the dummy and taken an extended break

    Make a comeback soon! Your assessments add a bit of sanity to this forum.

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    After being censored and censured by Rhino Richards for the reprehensible act of referring to The Cats as inbreds after last week's game , I've spat the dummy and taken an extended break

    Comeback soon Joeboy - Also look forward to your takes every week.

    While RR had a valid point I'm sure its the way he went about communicating "the problem" that now is "the problem.'

    Hope to see you out of retirement soon.

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    Hey, Joeboy.... come back!!!!~

    Don't let the views of one oversensitive pedant deprive the rest of us of your entertaining and thought-provoking thread.

    I've always admired your preparedness to put your opinions out on a limb, to be shot down.

    I had a go myself on paper last night(after a few wines!), to see how they compared to yours,....but there was nothing to compare it to.

    Here goes my amateurish attempt from last night!

    Jones ....... never gave up

    Bartram....couldn't stop onslaught

    Watts .... our best player

    Gysberts ....tried very hard

    Bate... opportunity not taken

    Frawley ..... born back flanker

    Trengove .... four quarter effort

    MacKenzie ... Judd too good

    Dunn.... good first quarter

    Petterd..... no good today

    Green .... much on mind

    Garland ..... effective against odds

    Moloney ...... ineffective without supply

    Rivers ..... beaten too often

    MacDonald ....a courageous trier

    Scully .... ? worth 600 grand

    Martin ..... Warnock too tall

    Tapscott ..... Physical till pole-axed.

    Howe....flashes of promise

    Davey....needed the run

    Gawn....showed some promise

    Strauss...wish you well

    I know I'm not critical enough.....but I still admire our boys! Gulp!!!

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    Hey, Joeboy.... come back!!!!~

    Don't let the views of one oversensitive pedant deprive the rest of us of your entertaining and thought-provoking thread.

    I've always admired your preparedness to put your opinions out on a limb, to be shot down.

    I had a go myself on paper last night(after a few wines!), to see how they compared to yours,....but there was nothing to compare it to.

    Here goes my amateurish attempt from last night!

    Jones ....... never gave up

    Bartram....couldn't stop onslaught

    Watts .... our best player

    Gysberts ....tried very hard

    Bate... opportunity not taken

    Frawley ..... born back flanker

    Trengove .... four quarter effort

    MacKenzie ... Judd too good

    Dunn.... good first quarter

    Petterd..... no good today

    Green .... much on mind

    Garland ..... effective against odds

    Moloney ...... ineffective without supply

    Rivers ..... beaten too often

    MacDonald ....a courageous trier

    Scully .... ? worth 600 grand

    Martin ..... Warnock too tall

    Tapscott ..... Physical till pole-axed.

    Howe....flashes of promise

    Davey....needed the run

    Gawn....showed some promise

    Strauss...wish you well

    I know I'm not critical enough.....but I still admire our boys! Gulp!!!

    Good for you for having a go Jumping Jack. I was going to have a go too but it was too difficult. Maybe I needed a few wines first.

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