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2011's new 'buzz' terms

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Not to be combative, but there are Selwoods.

Forgot about the Selwoods. I actually had โ€˜Ablett'sโ€™ in when I first started posting it, but deleted is and put Scully's for that exact reason.

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Forgot about the Selwoods. I actually had โ€˜Ablett'sโ€™ in when I first started posting it, but deleted is and put Scully's for that exact reason.

I just wanted to use Bruce's new buzz word, 'combative'.

It's easy to forget about the rubbish Selwoods.

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Usually when the commentators talk about the "Selwoods" they mean the "Joels" anyway. The rest of the family are irrelevant.

Harsh but funny.


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Noticing s new one in wake of recent events.

Blowtorch

Apparently, they now put a blowtorch to anyone the media is sceptical about. How violent

While it may not have been introduced in 2011, the term 'playing group' offends the absolute tripe out of me. What's wrong with calling them players? The Walls, Darcys and Matthews of the world caught using it should be given a lace-out kick to the pigskin.

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While it may not have been introduced in 2011, the term 'playing group' offends the absolute tripe out of me. What's wrong with calling them players? The Walls, Darcys and Matthews of the world caught using it should be given a lace-out kick to the pigskin.

Apologies pantaloons, I used that exact term in a post earlier this morning. :(

Apologies pantaloons, I used that exact term in a post earlier this morning. :(

HA!

Yep, I just can't stand it. Just one of those terms that once you decide you don't like (instantly, for me), it irritates you more and more each time you hear it.


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