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Garlo delivers

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haha he sounds like a great fella

"Unfortunately, my worst fear is realised. We are roomed together alphabetically, which means I’m with Jack ‘Good Times’ Grimes. His nickname ‘Good Times’ is actually sarcastic, because the bloke is more serious than a funeral!"

Man I wish I had been lucky enough to have their 'job', what a life it would be

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    I like the bit about Warnock on the bus. ipod goes in, otherwise the two hour trip will seem like 4 hours... :lol:

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    Colin Garland's article (MFC website) -

    Quite amusing insight from Garland

    Costello should take note.

    My mother said "it's always the quiet ones you've got to watch".

    Digging deeper into that article it seems that 'Garlo' might have to watch his back from a little while.....and young Howe as well. I wonder whether the shavers might come out the night before the team photo?

    All good CLEAN fun it seems.

    Gee what a refreshing alternative to the loose overconfident hussy that has haunted the 'Aints'.

    Go Dees - Building for the present.

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    A couple of months ago I was at my local supermarket in Hobart. I was in the line for the check out and just in front of me was no other than Colin, his younger brother and his Mother.

    Colin and his brother were joking around and although I couldn't hear what they were saying the checkout chick was giggling a lot. Then their Mum gets involved. Telling everyone around about how much toilet paper she has to buy because of her two sons [censored] so much. Geez it was funny, had everyone laughing. Really seemed like an awesome family.

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    Awesome article. Garland is an entertaining writer, hopefully this becomes a regular thing.

    Edited by Deez Nutz

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    can we officially refer to Grimes as 'Good Times' from now on?

    Too late.

    It's already stuck.

    Goodtimes Grimes.

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    Awesome article. Garland is an entertaining writer, hopefully this becomes a regular thing.

    I agree. You can tell he enjoyed writing that too.

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