I know ye Demonians and today you wake in fear and dread, but take heart for there is comfort in this adversity.

Recall ye how the Geelong tribe treated our people - with contempt and conceit. Remember the thrashings they so gleefully inflicted upon us.

And remember too, that callow little [censored] who so arrogantly feigned boredom with defeating our people that he fell asleep during their victory chorus. Revel in his pain.

Take heart too in your own grit, for you are staunch and stand by our tribe - not at all like those of Geelong who last eve fled the scene before the contest was half over. Aye it is true for I saw it with mine own eyes - the hand shake and the farewell a mere 26 minutes into the second period! There is a term: Weak As.

Yet I, and many of you I know, stayed staunch through the challenges of 1988 and 2000 and more still. Take comfort that we are better than that.

And if it come to pass that our oldest enemy shall ultimately triumph then remember too, that sometimes it is right that the best team win whoever they are for one day and more, we hope that will be us.

Here endeth the lesson.

When does Garry Junior sign on for the Suns? The pain started for the Cats on Friday night. It's due to continue next week.

Ableet wont confirm anything until after theiur B&F thursday week I reckon.

Ableet wont confirm anything until after theiur B&F thursday week I reckon.

If he has any class, which he does, he'll do it before the B#F.

Absolutely cant wait till we beat em down at cat park.....and they will leave b4 half time!