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We all hate Collingwood...

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in Melbourne Demons

94 members have voted

  1. 1. What way would you like to see Collingwood lose the GF?

    • To get demolished by the greatest margin ever seen in a GF?
      20%
      18
    • In an even contest all day, by a point, due to Cloke's poor kicking?
      24%
      22
    • To get 10 goals behind, then come back, take the lead & then lose by less than a kick?
      7%
      7
    • To get 10 goals in front, become complacent, then lose it by less than a kick?
      26%
      24
    • Other?
      8%
      8
    • None of the above. I want Collingwood to win it.
      11%
      10

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Definitely not ideal...please don't have Milne kicking the winning goal

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    Definitely not ideal...please don't have Milne kicking the winning goal

    I think you're missing the point, I hate Milne as much as anyone, but how good would it be to know that Collingwood were beaten by even more hated entity! It's poetic brilliance.

    Of course I did fail to mention that after the final siren is sounded, Milne is dragged away by 3 armed police officers as the warrant for his arrest has been raised pending the re-opneing of a sexual assualt case ;)!!

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    Naaahhhh. Pies trailing by 3 points with seconds to go. Didak gets it in a big huddle 20 meters out from goal. He turns, he twists, and kicks over his own shoulder as three saints converge to bury him. The ball flies high and true through the big sticks, as the siren sounds. The Pies fans go wild.

    And the umpire signal "touched off the boot".

    I'll be praying for this.

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    Cloke missing a set shot after the siren would be pretty good....It would ruin his career apart from anything else.

    He would be on a "Benny 6 day Bender" for sure!!!

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    The Saints are the only side with filthier, grittier, more demented fans than the Pies so sadly I have to go for Collingwood so that the Fail Football Club can continue their 110 years of misery.

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    The Saints are the only side with filthier, grittier, more demented fans than the Pies

    Carlton called. They want their title back.

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