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Jeff Farmer retires

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Just think, we could talk Farmer & Nathan Ablet out of retirement and pick up Didak, Shaw & Cousins and add a psychiatrist, spin-doctor & QC to our staff. We could keep Carrol then too. Did I miss anyone? Barry Hall's not out there is he? I don't know if we'd play better but the team would have a lot of character and higher profile.

If you made up a team of loons, would Moony & S Anderson be in there too?

 

I take it you're a halfwit

 

Jeff farmer is one of my favourite players if he was more consistant on the field he would have been a star.

I am very lucky to have scored the 33 jernsey from the 2000 grand final with all the teams signatures one to treasure scored it from david shwartz on a job i was doing about 5 years ago .

All the best to the wizard whatever he does in the future


Hey, I'm a Morissette fan and a 1/2 wit! Isn't it ironic - (now I think that's a rhetorical question so should it have a "?" or a "."?) ./?

How bout his Goal out at Waverly against Hawthorn in the Rain. 2000 i think. Ran Half the Field. I hope the Wiz visits Mellbourne again in time. Deep Down I know he is still a Demon. I always gave it to him when he played t the 'G in a shockers Jumper! only because i always wanted him to be a one Club Man. The Demon Flag on Canterbury Road was Hung in Honour of the Wiz. When he left that Family went into Mourning!!

 

The 9 in the second half against the Pies is one of my all-time MFC highlights. Was the most dire first half of footy. Ender Farmer:

- Kicked 9 straight

- Took an amazing hanger (BT's commentary of "Ohh FARMER... THAT'S RIDICULOUS" was memorable).

- Went back to have a shot for 10 straight....and missed.

Brilliant

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