Demon Head

That's going to happen anyway.

OK. Is discussion about the old man allowed?

England beaten by Pakistan in three days. How many do they have to lose before South Africa gets to #1 in the world rankings?

It's in Victoria. Post code Vic 3126. Nice people like Garry Lyon live here.

I think you've had too much Xmas cheer Redleg. I'm in Canterbury and there's not a sniff of sea air in my nostrils. Moreover, I don't believe they allow boguns like Dermie into this part of town.

Some good news for Demon fans. I went to a barbecue on Christmas Day and Tom Banana Fritter and his family were there. I spoke to Tom and he said that he is yet to make up his mind whether to stay at Melbourne or go to GWS. However, he did add that he and the folks are flying up to Sydney on New Year's Day just to have another good look around but the way he spoke of his love of the club and how he wants to be a one club player suggested that he will definitely stay. BTW, the BBQ had to be cancelled after Phil B F started hoeing into the food early eating all the steaks, chops, sausages, salads, felafels and the ... er, um ... banana fritters. It was like someone worked over the food table with a vacuum cleaner.

How many days to go?

Robert Pyman. Why man?