The Third Eye

Big night for the Demons. Essendon's big win against GWS means we automatically move up one place on the 2013 NAB Cup ladder. Onward and upward Dees!!!

Gilbee? Must have been drinking gin and tonics.

Don't be deterred by the naysayers. Keep up the good work for the cause lads!

This is perfect for our requirements on a day when the price of bananas is relatively low and all is well with the world on grand final day - Hutzler Banana Slicer

Demetriou should call an investigation.

Very poor coaching effort by Ross Lyon tonight. Thankfully, Garry Lyon had the insight not to follow him up after being told by his management that he was still hoping to finalise a deal with the Saints.

As distinct from all of the other public relations nightmares experienced by them in their brief existence to date. I can't see the matter proceeding beyond a MRP ruling that the level of force applied in each case was not considered sufficient to justify a sanction.

There's a jokes please thread for posts like that one!

WJ. Time for the next installment of Charcoal and Orange?

Sir Les - now there's a true Aussie battler if there ever was one. I wonder if he ever win his battle with alcohol?

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Folks ... I think this thread is going to peter out unless we find a new angle. Who do we have on our list to fulfil the role that the unmentionable one was set for before he jumped ship?

Well, it's all come down to this - Rate cut hopes go bananas

Laugh as much as you like but the fellow's a recruiting genius worth his weight in ... well, worth his weight. The story goes that he was given a recruiting assignment to get whatever he prefers and he came back with the signatures Shaun McKernan, Hamish McIntosh and Eric Makenzie, all players over 195cm. When asked why he chased after these blokes, he said it was because he prefers Big Macs.

13 days to go ... no idea who we'll get!

They could do us a favour by televising all of the selections in reverse this year instead of just the first ten.

Do you guys live on bananas or something?