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The lads can be exempted from the cull in the same way they won the Alpaca show. Bribery.

Typically compassionate stance there BBO.I am trying to organise an Alpaca cull in your area to increase the Aye Aye numbers in response. Would 303s be enough to blow those things apart or should we use grenades?

If I found that thing on the side of the road I wouldn't know whether to ring the RSPCA or NASA.

As you were once my moral touchstone ,you must feel somewhat responsible for my debauchery . I will be looking to Stuie as my mentor in the future as he seems to have found happiness in Gaol. You ,in contrast .keep wallowing in your orgiastic lifestyle and continue to preach in your holier than thou manner.

I think i engineered that building. We got it built way ahead of the schedule . Those lightning strikes happen a fair bit there.

I've got a brand new tattoo to prove i am not common . All the cool kids have the same one. I am pleased you have become more socially aware. I myself have grown emotionally since a recent "bootcamp for the soul " at Lordweavers.

I'm treating the season ahead like our last shot. 1920's Berlin .BBO in his prime singing tunes in drag ,French Champagne flowing ,debt mounting ,the army secretly building and one last shot at glory . If we can avoid killing the Jewry ,the gay ,the Romany the disabled ,which I'm sure we can ,and avoid invading Africa and Russia ,things should turn out a little better for us than for the Krouts. In the Weimar republic of our football lives. We have experienced loss and retribution. We should celebrate our existence. Corona for me and SBS TV-with lemon in the Corona. I'm living it up. Party on OD-and watch your cholesterol .

Mick Malthouse is having a sale? Keep away from his yearlings. And don't trust Greeks hiding in horses either, as you would know. As for the GC , wear condoms and enjoy yourself. Gay Clubs are not all show tunes and Drag Queens you know. Be safe.

Happy to say i was proved wrong by Haddin. He kept wicket well and batted like a champ. I hope Wade replaces him in time (only due to the MFC connection)

Beautiful Town, but the nanas are very slow growing there. Some good footy players around Glenorchy, Dodges Ferry. My namesake himself hails from there, and played Shield Cricket for Tas! Scallops,Oysters, Pinot, Reisling! Enjoy the worlds best food. There must be some serious negotiations going on for line honours if they have flown you down RL. Good luck with the Yachty types-punch one in the rugby jumper for me.

Lyon wouldn't be dropped if he took wickets-pretty simple. Lyon has often gone wicketless as well, or been ineffectual. I'm not into backing mediocre players until they can cope. Agar coped immediately , Lyon has taken forever. I see your point about stability etc but FFS -"Garry" has had a good go of it and is lucky to be there over Hauritz. Kreyja, Agar and all the others who don't spin it, never take bags and bat at 11. He is a good, ordinary cricketer and though I love Kerry O'Keefe-he is in the spinners union and his opinions are "biased"

"Property of the Hells Angels"is one I have witnessed first hand. I had that experience once in my youth. I borrowed the property and promptly returned it back . No harm done. To me-thankfully .

I have just undergone the experience of T20 on TV. I have prepared an Haiku in response: Parasites parade in pyjamas selling poulet. Prostitutes of pathetic perfunctory performance Postscripts to professionalism. Pfffft....

The result was good and the spirit of the team was good-everybody was happy for him and he showed he could play. No harm done. As for Lyon-he has only cemented his spot now.

Promoting Agar was good for the team. Dropping Lyon and Warner has made them look to keep their spot in the future. Boof has gone back to basics and it is an unmitigated success.

poms imploding day by day. Bells ring for the swan song being trotted out? Tough [censored] .Eat shi!

At least the racing industry is full of highly ethical heroes like the Waterhouse family,Oliver,Gauci ,Nicolic,Hore-Lacy etc. Above reproach ,and available to fans 363 days a year.

Welcome back Hompy. Nothing like a bit of aggression on the squash court. Must say I haven't played that game for years.

maybe the frog likes Swan Lake?

Warney got him in anyway. Ryan Harris doesn't shave and looks a bit like a friendly axe-murderer. The Crown bouncers are notoriously deranged losers. You can make an exception for a hobbling fast bowler with a few beers under his belt-especially just after we have regained the Urn. Screw what the patrons of Crown think-who gives a flying what they think-they are just dollar units in a factory of human hell.

A wise man once said of these people There are only two types of South Africans. Defensive or OFFensive.

Your oral hygiene is of little consequence here.

I am told he will be back this Friday. He has been studying cultural awareness and sensitivity on various Russian internet sites and eating the Xmas ham. Should be back Bitter than ever soon.

Good on Ryan Harris for coming out and slagging off the Crown Casino . Refreshing to see a cricketer not obsessed with crawling up Jamie Packers pants. Disgraceful that Pup couldn't put in a phone call and have the staff on the door summarily executed for treason. Another black mark against Clarkes off-field Gen Y insipidness.

The skinny jeans don't help BBOs cause . Even though he is not here to defend himself ,we can still discuss his weight surely Moon?