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You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28. Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

Didn't think he was that good. Pure Squib.

You can carjack your way from Caroline Springs to the CBD in under 20 minutes now. Romsey on the other hand is not worth the trip.

Just a question PF. On the cucumbers: were they full cucumbers or just cucumber circles? Also,if the drink wasn't cheap red from a silver bag then it is likely to be a normal decent person and not Bitters.

Running with the bulls has got to be one of the stupidest past times I have ever seen humanity engage in. However, I will rely on Simon Goodwin here.

Goodwin may come under pressure if we drop three consecutive games. He will not have to "get games into players" as much as Roos did. He is taking over from a well liked ,respected man. Hope he has the right stuff.

Lets just hope these druggies from Essendon can turn their life around and help us form a half back line.

Immunology article in the paper about reversing cancer. Actually reversing it. All that banana cake not in vain. Anyhow-more importantly-I'm learning to grow "vegetables" hydroponically using urine as the nutrient. Everyone at the Gat loves getting pi55ed and stoned so it's bound to take off.

Fear not Bitter One. I am fully cognisant and alert. My sympathy goes out to the lads . I hope you can match their levels of hygiene . They must be disappointed more than anyone at your matrimonial difficulties.

Col- the r&b print is working mate... Tank,select,tank,select,trade,double bottom out , rise,rise,rise,souffle,rise. Thanks Schwabby=Genius. Thoughts SWYL?

If Fyfe is Genuine he will look to Melbourne,GWS ,Bulldogs or Saints.

At least Kamahl will be happy.

Just riff raff Earl. Footsoldiers lost in the trenches. Nothing to see here....... Not in my sphere of concern. The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.)

That's great but it wasn't a riddle to be sloved Ethan.

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year. They win every flag. They must be stopped. The area must be levelled. Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic. Why me ? Why hast thou forsaken me? There is no god.

Poor [censored]

Why did the the fish get kicked out school?

Well since its a slow night BB . How about we tell some jokes. A man walks into a bar ,which could happen to anyone ,just seems to happen to Greens voters quite a bit more often.Usually in a public park.

America de Cali's joke seems to have evoked the Bitter one into a state of intellectual revolt. His 19thC Textile factory wistfulness plays out in his every day life you see. He will not be told how many children to make a bale of yarn or a yard of cotton .He knows exactly the Haberdashing Industries and associated perks as well as a good Horse trainer knows how to Rodger sense into a dull stable hand.

I presume you are prepared to shower the bosom before proffering it to poor Conchita and associated Earl skullery maids?

As Freud might not say. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. but I reckon you would be right into that apron on Alce given half a chance .

is that how Lillian became a regular?

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster. I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted. With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room. Do not grieve for too long . You'll miss out on the canapés . Let us know how you enjoyed the service.

"Unfortunately Lynden forgot to let us know he was going to torp it into the middle"

It has nothing to do with Poking Mums either.