Norm Smith's Curse

It feels like we as a club have ADHD. We have broadcast all our issues, shown all our cards and changed our minds all before the trade period has even started. *And I'm not making light of ADHD as half my family has it.

It's better than a made up one.

No but out of a cohort of four it seems only one will be left.

The fact he went with another bloke as his date? This is a joke btw.

So this confirms that it IS to do with Petracca. Thank you.

The prevailing narrative in AFL circles was that some people got away with murder while the team was winning.

Connors have Tracc, Oliver, Houston and a few others so it's awkward.

Yeah i heard it yesterday from someone who should know - he is happy to head to Geelong.

Hopefully at least he will be able to afford shoes when he turns up to future preseason camps.

Has to be the truth. I really look foward to those memoirs in ten years time.

Yeah sadly we just seemed to have pushed out a generational talent and no doubt it will bite us.

GigaTrade #2024 - Caleb Serong, Welcome to the MFC!

Geelong can get anything done - add another taxpayer funded bay of seats while you are at it.

There are major clarry stories that are widely known within AFL circles that have not yet leaked into the mainstream AFL community. Some seemed so riiculous that you wondered but then again...

Haha this rumour was from a random Twitter account so dont hold me to it.

Id be ultra surprised if those bloke every plays an AFL game for us. Sorry but this is not exciting.

I heard it from a source 100% more reliable than Sam McClure that he will seek a trade in the next 24 hours. We will see if that eventuates. Same source has got a few wrong but got the Kennedy / Howe trade and the Toumpas choice before anyone else.

No we will get to read all about it in ten years time in the two memoirs 'The Tender of the Vines' and 'Times Gawn By'

The club floated the trade. Not Clarry. Clarry is now convinced it's for the best. The telling part is what we get in return. Connors manage Clarry, Tracc and Houston and would have an intimate idea of what is going on. Let's leave it at that.

Rest assured folks. As long as Pert doesn't seek a trade we are in safe hands!

He is managed by the same company as Petracca and Houston.

Clarry is Gawn. It's done. Being the younger of the midfield dynamic duo we better walk out with a massive gain from somewhere else and Petracca had better not bail as well in 12 months. Otherwise pull the trigger now I say.

I never changed my moniker because I suspect the haze of COVID was the only thing that stopped it in 2021.

The hills have eyes out that way

Like a slightly more pleasant Cameron Ling.