Very Jaded

I have a psychological issue playing the Pies. The rage I feel is bordering on unhealthy.

Darcy Moore certainly doesn’t look concussed to me 🧐

Burn all the tapes

A lot of lip from a side that’s gone flag to bottom 8

After I got the first 20, the rest left voluntarily with a few choice words from me

I wanted to stay for Nibbler but I’ve had a truly horrible day and it took a lot of effort just to get there today. I lost my voice abusing Maynard. I got 20 Pies filth kicked out of the members area. I’m done.

This. He was given the all clear then subbed off? Give me a break. Absolute cheats this club is.

I got 20 Pies fans kicked out. It was the highlight of the night.

Sorry but I had to call it a day. I can’t no more.

The skills 🥲

You gotta be kidding mate. I clearly was talking about Collingwood

I am so disgusted at this umpiring

Moore out with concussion. Kosi will get a month. You watch.

That’s what the censor blocked out I am 3 seconds away from jumping the fence and pulling those giant shorts off his large [censored]. Absolute hack.

I [censored] HATE this club. Bunch of absolute soft [censored] who go down like a pile of feathers the minute you touch them. 12-2 free kicks. What a sick [censored] joke this competition is. Also [censored] YOU MAYNARD

I guess when McRae has a [censored] sook about the umpires he gets what he wants

Lot of footsteps today from Maynard. Soft [censored]

My app says rain will stop by 6. This is Melbourne, has any weather forecast ever been correct?

RELEASE THE CHOOKS

On the plus side, harder draw next year if they make it. They are toast without Curnow in finals anyway.

I am sure if you came, you can come sit in the members bays and you won't have to deal with it. There are plenty of empty seats always in M50-M52 I report anyone in black and white who attempts to walk into our section straight to the MCC security and have them removed. Yes I am that level of petty! I won't go to away games against them anymore, except finals. I should have made that call a few years ago when I had to report one of their supporters for racially abusing Jetta, but the Gus incident last year was the final straw.

What's more likely, Houston staying at Port, or Port winning a flag under Ken?

I would say that if there wasn't already an in-principle deal, that we wouldn't be so forthcoming with the whole thing and would say "he is seeking a trade home and we will work with all interested parties to see if a deal can be reached". My best guess, going off absolutely no inside intel btw, is that we have a deal more or less sorted with the Crows. I reckon we get our second rounder back from them, which means it's essential McAdams for Nibbler, which is not a good trade unfortunately.

Hmm could I train him in the next few hours to run onto the field and take a steaming 💩 on Maynard?

My husband is coming along, but of course he’s lost the good charm vibes after the Port loss so he’s essentially dead to me.