Very Jaded

Guys, can we still lose?

Petracca is a damn good player. Surely we can’t lose this? Or can we?

What the hell is a part time girlfriend?

Don’t worry it’ll even out now. Collingwood will get multiple frees in front of goal. Nothing surer.

We can’t come out all cocky that we got this in the bag. We do not. Must go hard in the first part of this third quarter and back ourselves to go in with a good lead in the last with fresher legs.

Big half coming up for our mids. I know Preuss is losing in the ruck, but no more excuses. Time to stand up. We have more than enough quality players in there to match it with them, even with a losing ruck.

Clearances are a major worry for me. We need to start getting on top here. Our Defence is leaky so they will eventually kick big scores if they keep winning clearances.

I can’t say I’m confident. I know it’s a big lead and they are a man down on the back of a 4 day break, but... Melbourne

That was a clear mark to Fritsch, but we’ve had a good run from the umps this game so no complaining.

We are so undisciplined

Pendelbury AGAIN Please FFS man him up. Why why did he have to come back today?? Jesus our luck.

Spargo WTF?

We have to shut down Pendelbury He is their game winner and he is doing all their attacking.

I’m shook

What in the [censored] Lever????

Jesus. Hope he’s ok. Looks awful. Vanders is a god damn machine.

Getting destroyed in clearances. Gotta learn to win the ball off Grundy immediately or we are screwed.

Fritsch’s goal kicking is a massive issue. He misses every simple shot. It’s just not good enough for a stay at home forward. Sort your [censored] out!

Embarrassing to watch McDonald play. He moves in slow motion. It’s just so frustrating. Melksham another player who is only getting a game coz he’s besties with Goodwin. Hannan gets dropped for doing about as much as Melksham every week.

Our tackling is a bit soft. Need to improve that. McDonald is trash.

Omfg McDonald I cannot with this Titanic. Of course they’ll kick a [censored] goal with 30 seconds to go.

Fritsch has gotta learn to kick goals.

Gus in the middle ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

What is AVB doing? Christ.

Sick and/or drunk. Or both if you’re feeling particularly nervous.