
Everything posted by Very Jaded
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Rival Clubs Monitoring Jake Lever
It’s unsurprising that the same posters who just love to pile on players at every opportunity, continue to take the word of gutter weasel Tom Morris, on literally everything, no matter how many times he’s proven to be a flat out liar! Have a good look at yourselves and take stock of your Melbourne supporting life. Good god.
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Trade Targets
Oh god Tom Morris is bored again. God help us.
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Time to go Goody?
Mid week tackle also said Kosi is leaving. I’m not saying Judd has signed, but let’s stop taking these journalists seriously. There’s a tiny handful worth their weight, these clowns are not it. Judd isn’t entertaining other offers, so what is he doing? Consulting his spiritual healer? Lever got dropped and they were like, 1+1 is 3. Please. They’re laughable.
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TRAINING: Tuesday 8th July 2025
It must be the 9 meter gap between man and ball
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Time to go Goody?
Also don't cry that we can't attract good players to our club, if you're wanting the club to lose games. Nobody wants to play for a loser team!
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Time to go Goody?
We don’t even have a first round draft picks. Losing on purpose has ruined this club previously. May we never ever ever get there again. Ever. For no reason.
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MOTY Nomination - Round 17, 2025
Gawn has been involved in just about every great mark ever taken on the footy field in the last decade. Poor guy.
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Time to go Goody?
Clarry is only 27. I think it goes without saying that if Max, Viney and Trac all have plenty of time to win another premiership, players younger than them do too. Does anyone in the footy world view Clarry as an “old” player? 27 is the new 23 in footy these days.
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PREGAME: Rd 18 vs North Melbourne
At least we have May this time around. He missed that round 2 debacle against them, as did Melksham. Lord help my mental health if we lose to this rabble again!
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JvR Re-Signs until 2029
He is still a kid. Pre game on channel 7 they showed the evolution of Thiltrope, who until this year was pretty awful. He went pick 2 behind JUH. JVR has plenty of time on his side, but he must have serious support up forward. Expecting someone his age to hold down an entire forwardline like he’s Wayne Carey is bonkers. He’s also ultra competitive in the ruck.
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PREGAME: Rd 18 vs North Melbourne
Or even Petty Jeffo and Roo together. Jeffo is more of a third tall than he is a key position forward. He’s a good user of the ball and quite agile. I can see him playing more of the Fritsch role. I am dropping Fritsch this week, for his distinct lack of effort for the past god knows how many games, and bringing another tall and playing Jeffo as a third tall. I am not sure he gives us less effort than Fritsch at the moment anyway.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Clarry, if he goes to Geelong, will win a Brownlow. Bookmark it.
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POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
I saw Lindsay in one centre bounce
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
I never said he had a good game, I just pointed out that if you’re going to get stuck into Clarry for his ball use, have a look at Trac as well. Both are playing well below their respective best. For an inside mid, Clarry’s disposal is at or above league average. Go back and look at the post I wrote a few weeks back comparing him to the best inside mids in the game. His average disposal has always been at around the high 60s, even at his peak. He just isn’t winning enough of the ball, or hitting the contest at speed like he used to. He is also playing a defensive role now, which is very different to how he used to play. But likewise Trac isn’t winning the ball like he used to, or laying tackles like he used to, or getting to contests like he used to. Both need to be held accountable for our downfall, but Trac as a leader even more so. He should be pushing the side forward. He demanded the club got better, but has he? And I won’t bring up his shambolic goal kicking skills. Laughable really that he’s the player I least want to see going for goal. I rather Maxy from outside 50.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Oliver is apparently horrendous with the ball, yet he was going at 82% efficiency while tagging. He had 23 touches, Dawson had 25. Trac also had 23 touches but went at 65% and had ZERO clearances. The blind hate for Clarry and the leniency given to Trac just blows my mind. I know Clarry was a naughty boy, but Trac nearly blew up the club last year with the trade debacle. Both are playing well below their best and well below what their salary demands.
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PREGAME: Rd 18 vs North Melbourne
This. Good enough for Lever, good enough for Tmac, certainly good enough for Fritsch! I want to see Rivers and Chin spend 50% of the game in the middle Losing to Norf twice in a season might just be the end of me
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POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
Young players can’t afford to miss pre seasons. It absolutely kills their season. It’s why the effort from Lindsay this season is absolutely incredible.
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POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
Getting stuck into Jefferson is so typical of Melbourne supporters who have been screaming for changes and wanting to play for the future. He’s played 4 [censored] games in maybe the worst forwardline in the entire competition. His teammates include another kid down on confidence in JVR, a newbie in Kolt who is struggling badly, a red hot Melksham and Fritsch who hasn’t done anything since 1986. Will he make it? Probably not. Do we know this yet? No we don’t. What is the point of dropping him? The season is over. Let him play and see if he can grow in confidence. You want to have a go at someone? Have a go at senior players who can’t tackle, can’t handball, and have poor efforts repeatedly.
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POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
Oliver had a better game than Trac while tagging Dawson. What’s Trac going to do at HF? Kick behinds?
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POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
JVR had a pretty good game and that’s my one positive. Chin and Rivers have to play more midfield for the rest of the year together with Kosi. I hate this season and it can’t end soon enough
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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
Chin is so good at attacking the contest. Needs to play way more time in the midfield. Sick and tired of the same old same old
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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
Football. Foot. Ball.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
FAAAAAARK
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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
Rather than getting stuck into a kid who played 3 games in Jefferson, how about we put heat on guys like Trac who is a senior player that hasn’t hit a target all day?
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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide
I’m so deflated watching this team. We are so weak under pressure now.