Very Jaded

Cry. That's all I do in 2021.

Odds of winning a premiership in relation to use of medical sub please? 😅

People throwing up Gus and Rivers need to think very carefully about team harmony and unity. The players are very close knit bunch, and a lot of the way they play is because of how much they love one another and enjoy playing together. Our culture is finally one that other clubs can be jealous of. We need to be very very careful not to just throw out key players in our team. It will cause big disharmony and could backfire. We also can't bring in someone who will demand huge money. Remember Oliver and Jackson will both be out of contract soon enough. That is a big chunk of money gone right there. Have to be very smart, and I think for where our list is at now, our best chance is to target specific needs with free agents or players really keen for success willing to play for less money.

You know I do!

This is what I would get if I got one.

Guys everyone in Victoria is eligible for Pfizer from tomorrow morning (over 16 obviously). Let’s go!

You are correct. I recently changed. But rest assured Jayden is a well loved Melbourne player in this household.

A lot of my close friends are footy mad. All of them have said that if their team can't win it they are fully on the Melbourne bandwagon... maybe because they know how happy it will make me, but also because of the fairytale notion of it. In fact my Essendon mate said that since he knows they can't win it this year, that he is backing in the Dees, although his Swans mad wife is going to divorce him for doing that.

I'm not Clarry or Bowey... but even lightweight gingers deserve love!

I am sorry to break this to you guys. Jayden was my favourite player a few years ago, but us gingers must unite. Clarry is my favourite now by a long long way. I still love Hunt though. And Eddy Langdon is definitely a favourite as well.

Sounds like Lions will be at full strength minus Hipwood and Ryner. Andrews and that god awful [censored] Robinson back for the Lions 🤮

Nah. They’ll need to fit in 18 midfielders.

If anyone lives in Melbourne and wants Pfizer I know one GP clinic who is going to be administering them to under 40s from next Monday. DM me and I’ll send you their details.

If the club needs help designing our premiership apparel I am more than happy to help them. Free of charge. All I ask for is a premiership.

These stats are getting wilder and wilder. When was the last time a team involved in a lightening storm won a premiership!? Probably never. We are stuffed.

Buddy is a bit of a joke. And no Daniels or Boak is also weird. But overall not bad. Not one Richmond player. Love it.

For me not even being able to watch it with my Dad is breaking my heart. It makes it a little bit hollow if I am being honest.

He is an exceptional player, but doesn't seem like a leader's a-hole to be honest.

I understand how this works. I just find it funny that teams that were deeply embedded in the 8 last year, like Brisbane, have had such a soft draw in the second half of the year. I know that teams come and go in the 8, so it's hard to predict, but still. Geelong with a dream run at GMHBA leading into finals, while we travelled the world the last month.

Another thing to consider is that Jones is due to have twins soon. Any game now will require prolonged quarantining and time away from the family. He may not want to do that without a guarantee that he will be in the team, which is obviously not something they can promise him.

We trained in Melbourne today. I assume we will also depart to SA shortly and stay there if we lose. If we win I wonder if we go home and then fly out to WA instead? Or do we stay in SA regardless then fly to WA directly with less quarantine restrictions having spent a week in SA? Either way, I am glad nobody is expecting a baby soon (except Jones).

I think the dreamtime game is a better model. Two interstate clubs and the atmosphere and crowd was very strong.

I don't understand how there is even an argument that Gawn isn't the best ruckman in the competition. He is the most consistent, and has the most impact both in the ruck and around the ground. Nic Nat can't play more than 10 minutes without blowing up. Good player but not Gawn level.

Gawn will be a 5 time All Australian and the captain of the minor premiers. How can he not be made captain? He has been without a doubt the best and most consistent ruckman in the competition for half a decade now. Suggesting Toby Greene as captain is laughable.

Yep, and the amount of movement within those cities for work doesn't help, big cultural diversity doesn't help, the number of people who live in apartments doesn't help, our ****ty weather in Melbourne doesn't help. There are lots of factors. There is no chance the AFL doesn't finish this season. If we need to pause the finals for 2 weeks to get everyone into a hub in WA then we will. If they need to play the grand final in Tassie they will. There are enough avenues to make it happen.