Very Jaded

GWS are a very hatable team.

Hopefully Vanders wants to go on a high by flattening him.

Trying to keep busy so I can avoid vomit worthy nerves. Gardening. Long walk in the 5km radius. Bought some accompaniments to my cheese platter (I am a Melbourne supporter through and through)… a few coffees before I switch to wine… Going to watch the Covid-derby this afternoon.

We broke the Cats. You’re welcome AFL

I’m philosophical. If we lose then maybe it’s not meant to be this year when so many of us can’t be there. Hoping for a win but I’m excited just to see how the boys go tonight. A lot of unknowns with such a young and inexperienced group.

If Port don’t win the flag they’ve blown a once in a lifetime advantage

Geelong needing to front up again next week. Hamstrings are pinging as we speak.

Henderson having a stinker.

If Geelong can’t chip chip chip the ball and slow it down, they can’t win.

Port look far too fast for Geelong. Killing them on the counter.

I would rather GWS win a flag than Geelong.

Putrid umpiring

Straight sets is the goal

Aliir Aliir is a star.

Umpires continuing good 2021 form and ruining games. Good to see.

So much for home ground advantage! How many frees to Geelong?

I despise that cheat. Hope a Port player knocks him out.

I don’t like that. I hope Port wins because they’re not great. Can’t see us beating the Cats 3 times in one season.

Port no good

He hates us and the feeling is very mutual.

Also reported they slept in their truck cabins. But if I know crazy Mark, they’re going into a 3 day lockdown in the next 12 minutes.

And people wonder why WA can so easily keep Covid at bay. They are literally socially distanced from Australia!

I just got a massive delivery of cheese and French champagne as an early birthday present from friends… so that’s me sorted. Cheese sweats and stress sweats.

Never in doubt. I would never barrack for Geelong. They disgust me.

My plan to send Covid to every state via Australia Post is coming to fruition… I got your back Melbourne fam 😂