Very Jaded

Hard to decide what’s softer, my lockdown [censored] or Port in finals.

Definitely a lot closer than the prelims

Two of the worst chokes of all time. 2020 and 2021 they’ve had a dream bloody run into and in finals. Two home prelims where they played like absolute gutless morons.

Onto Ted Lasso for me.

Who cares about a good grand final? I want a boring thrashing from Melbourne

Is there a worse coach in the AFL than Ken Hinkley? Tactically he is awful.

Well this is a disaster.

Dogs lost Keath yet Port are playing Grey as the lone forward on 3 Dogs

Hannan having a killer game

Gonna be fun playing the Dogs and the umpires.

Port with the Covid? 🤷‍♀️

Port a hot mess

Dogs are the worst possible grand final opponent. Best midfield in the competition and the only side that has beaten us this year.

ANB with the game of his life

English rucking hasn’t helped. Martin having a big influence.

Martin rucking super well

This is some Geelong level trash from Port

Nope. I said they’ll have a dream run to the granny. Not that I didn’t wanna play them. Dogs have the only midfield in the competition that is better than ours.

See ya in the granny Dogs. [censored].

Port look like hot garbage.

I do love me some Stef Martin, but he has aged like all of us in lockdown. Not well. I do hope he does well.

Adelaide still have tight capacity caps on crowds. Not so in WA.

They did [censored] their pants last night so it seems possible. They didn’t get close enough to any of our players to pass it on thankfully. edit: they were drinking in a pub today. Can’t be that sick 🙄