Very Jaded

I’m randomly tearing up now. God help me. Two more hours.

Bus has arrived

Can confirm weather in Melbourne is sh!thouse

My anxiety disagrees.

Odds of me being dead by quarter time currently paying $1.01

Just watched Jonesy on channel 7. Ugly cry watch today: 3

Coming up on channel 7

Enjoy mediocrity

This is so wonderful. So far outside my 10km 😢

RIP Melbourne supporters

WHO SIGNED OFF ON THIS BEING A NIGHT GAME????

Are you even a Melbourne supporter if you don’t cheese?

I cried a lot watching this. Ugly cry watch today: 2

I’ve had a few tears already this morning. Feeling heartbroken waking up to record case numbers in Victoria and knowing in any other year I would have been at the MCG today cheering on the boys. It has been an awful year. You’d be hard pressed to find a Melbournian who isn’t burnt out and just sad. But our boys have given us so much hope in a year that feels hopeless. And so much joy in a year where joy has been hard to find. I am incredibly proud of what our club has achieved already. What our team stands for, and how well they’ve represented the jumper on and off the field. Today we deserve to win. We’ve been the best team for the majority of the season. We finished on top. We beat every team bar one. We smashed records in defense. We smashed our own win loss records as a club. We have done everything right, and I think it’s fair to say we all need a win in Melbourne right now. Every single one of us. Go Dees ❤️🏆💙

I’m already sick of Basil 🤮

I’m just glad we don’t have toilet paper shortages anymore.

My household for the next 13 hours. RIP me.

The last game we lost in 2021 was to the Dogs. Enjoy your nightmares Demonlanders

Less than 24 hours

Who else feels sick with nerves? It’s really hitting me that I haven’t thought about the possibility of losing all week. Just been dreaming about winning. That is a worry as it’s setting me up for a massive letdown if we don’t win.

Hardly a surprise I guess.

Didn’t know BT was also in charge of Mailchimp down at 7. Explains a lot.

Rivers is my bet.

I’m predicting a 6-8 weeks suspension and a Norm Smith 😂

Viney looks ready to murder.