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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. I really hope our new CEO takes comms seriously. It’s such an important part of well run organizations. We have to get our [censored] together and put a real strategy behind the way this club presents itself to the world. Perception is just as important as reality. Present yourself like a mess, become a mess.
  2. All players had their exit interviews post round 23, including those still playing with Casey. I know that players who were getting delisted were told at the interviews, so I’d be surprised if Billings didn’t know. Doesn’t make the omission from the announcement earlier today any less pathetic tho.
  3. You’d think they could have added his name to the announcement they sent out earlier A bunch of monkeys would do a better job than our comms team Disgraceful
  4. Once again our comms team asleep at the wheel
  5. Old mate having a meltdown about Chin’s vibes charkas and auras as we speak Well done Chin ❤️❤️
  6. Gawn Bowey Kosi Salem Chin Are my top 5 Langford best first year player by a significant margin Disco or Rivers for coaches award (can’t remember the name of it exactly) Laurie the Troy Broadbridge award
  7. How good of the AFL to [censored] us with Mac Andrew I hate this competition
  8. Props to Scott for getting the tag right. Limiting McLuggage has totally stifled Brisbane’s ball movement.
  9. Neale is cooked
  10. Strong grounds for divorce and adoption
  11. Live footage of me and this season
  12. Putting me in this position should be illegal
  13. A Geelong Collingwood grand final is a worse outcome than the earth being destroyed by an asteroid
  14. You’ll hate Essendon and Carlton more if they ever get good. Which we all hope is something that will never happen.
  15. This umpiring is hot garbage Hitting Zorko should be allowed
  16. Yes seriously 99% of Victorians will tell you their most hated teams are, in fact, Victorian. We don’t care about interstate teams. AFL is a Victorian competition. Interstate clubs are just gate crashes nobody invited.
  17. I’m gonna be honest, this is a real vom fest. Between Zorko, and Geelong, and the 3 glasses of wine I’ve had with dinner, it’s not looking good 😬
  18. I can understand the second one, because like how stupid can you be. For stupidity alone you deserve the free against. But to pay a 150m penalty for that flop from Rayner in a final is a disgrace. Stay out of the game umpires. Nobody and I mean nobody asked for you to get involved.
  19. Rayner has an immensely punchable face
  20. Appalling umpiring. But also LOL Geelong lost all momentum in 5 seconds.
  21. May their pillows be forever warm
  22. Geelong magically resurrected him from the dead. I swear that club makes me so angry with their endless ability to succeed at everything.
  23. I’ve been voodoo dolling the [censored] out of that club for generations. They refuse to die tho

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