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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. One man has made a career of being a tough as nails competitor, the other has made a career of ducking his head. Just ask him.
  2. Need I remind you what happened to the last Pies player who fronted the tribunal for a violent act? I don’t trust the MRO and the POS who runs it to make correct calls.
  3. Maynard will be booed by Melbourne fans for the rest of his career. We still boo Zorko! I will spend the rest of my existence holding pure unadulterated hate for that subhuman, and somehow I don’t think I’m alone. I dream of booing him off in round 24 after we smash the Pies and knock them out of finals contention.
  4. I just love those two. The perfect ying and yang of leadership.
  5. My guess is that Woewodin will be the sub and Hore Lever and Tmac will start down back. Petty will only swing back if it’s all going to hell without May.
  6. Straight Sets Derby... please. At least one of us has actually won a flag this decade.
  7. One of the first to turn our club around in terms of demanding greatness, and then leading by example. A true red and blue icon from birth. Well done on 200 ruthless games. I’ve never seen a player who is more determined to win and gives absolutely everything they have every second of every game. Jack doesn’t know the meaning of not going at 110% and we are lucky to have him lead our club.
  8. Our recruiters haven’t put a foot wrong in a loooong time. I trust their judgement over DL pundits.
  9. News of our death are greatly exaggerated
  10. Same, it's possible he has a bruise still from that game and it got knocked again at training, and they have decided to scan it just to make sure there's nothing sinister going on. We don't all immediately have to jump to the wrong conclusion. Joel Selwood broke his hand and he missed what, a week? Let's just all CALM DOWN!
  11. I wonder if Petty will suddenly decide to stay when we inevitably put a multi million dollar extension in front of him, something we didn’t do last year when we had a lot of other things going on and Gus was still on the books. Let us see how this plays out. I still don’t think the “go home” factor is real given where his family live. It could just be about his partner who I believe is from SA. But hey, for millions of dollars he could pay for her to relocate to a far superior city 😉
  12. While it’s a well written article, all I have to say to the AFL Media right now is STFU. You feasted on our issues in the off season like a pack of starving vultures. Now we won two games against mediocre opponents and suddenly we are in the good books?
  13. In conclusion, Tom Morris and WCW are possibly the same person 😂
  14. I reckon the FD have Nibbler’s name written in permanent marker on the whiteboard. And rightly so.
  15. That’s great news if true
  16. Not winning the flag last year will haunt me for a long time. It was ours for the taking, but injuries, bad kicking and one POS who shall remain nameless, ruined it. Supporters will say we are no good because of our straight set exists, and that is definitely something we need to own. But we have been a dominant side for 3 years in a row now and we need to not lose sight of that.
  17. Who cares when they fly to Adelaide? Are you their wives? Let the club do what they think will work best for this absolute BS of a fixture we’ve been lumped with.
  18. Would be fantastic if he could come in against Adelaide. Will especially help if Petty needs to play down back in the absence of May and/or BB needs a rest.
  19. Salem was moved to the backline immediately once May came off not because he’s a like for like, but because he helps with leadership and direction. I suggest the same will happen this week. This is where losing Gus just sucks even more. He would be the general down back in the absence of either May or Lever.
  20. We need @Webber to help us stay calm.
  21. Hogan gave us May and it worked out very well for us. I’m genuinely happy for Hogan. It was never going to work out for him at Melbourne. Nothing worth lamenting.
  22. If you want to end up with 3 broken ribs maybe

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