Jaded No More

Not your fault. I should have known better than to read the Geelong Advertiser.

I'm really glad I spent 3 minutes of my 20 minute lunch break in between meetings reading that. Awesome

Martin named at FB. This kid changes more positions than a porn star.

I'm all for continuing this initiative, but next year we either need to play the Darwin game before the split round (which means we'll need to play Collingwood, then fly to Darwin in the first week of the split round for a game). If that's not possible, we need to get at least a 7 day break, so follow up with a Sunday game and make sure it's at the G to at least balance the difference. This year is not so important because we aren't competing for a finals spot, but this could be the difference between making or missing the finals next season.

I lol'ed

I hope we play at our best, no, I hope we play the best we've ever played. That way we might only lose by 10 goals. All I'm realistically looking for on Saturday is a good showing from our backline, and for our forwards to convert every opportunity they gets, because I know our midfield is going to get smashed to pieces.

They'll all be nice and fresh to smash Carlton, and that's the only thing that matters. These guys were no doubt due for a rest so better this week then in a game we can realistically win.

I really hope it's similar to this logo. I used it extensively when I designed the merchandise range, because to me it was beautiful, traditional and quite interesting without having that tackiness factor.

It would make you feel better! You do have to wonder why a footballer has to get it on with a school girl, when he surely has plenty of other more sound choices. Then again, a lack of intelligence from both parties makes for a very dangerous mix, and the one that really lucked out is the poor baby!

Ah St Kilda, always classy. If I was that kid's mum I'd beat the [censored] out of her. Stupid slutty teenagers who didn't take notes in sex ed classes. Hope the boys involved are real proud of their score

I'll start it off... Tapscott is crap, I mean he has done nothing but sit pretty on that injury list and waste our time. He has shown nothing, and we should have redrafted Luke Molan with pick 18. We'll end up regretting the decision to draft him.

Got his pants pulled down by Chip IMHO In most cases, footballers are stupid. I hope that we acquired the 44 who aren't.

ARGHHH my eyes... my poor eyes. Make it stop!

He's free to play! Common sense has prevailed for once Edit: Sauce

Yep, since I can't make it to the game due to a work commitment earlier in the morning, I will just switch off all electronic devices at 2:10 and pretend the game is live when it starts on TV at 3:00. The last time I did that with a Geelong game was the day we won by one point down at Kardinia Park, so who knows, I might be tattooing myself afterall B)

If we weren't playing the mortal enemy that is Carlton next week, in what should be a winnable game for us, I would agree. But we need Beamer to defeat possibly the greatest evil in the AFL... CFC.

Each week I realise more and more that if it wasn't for my intense love of the MFC, I would loath this competition and never ever watch another game. The inconsistencies, discrepancies and incompetencies of the AFL make Al Qaeda look like a fair organisation. How the f#$% can making non-malicious contact to the head during a very intense contest be worth the same penalty as deliberately and maliciously punching a bloke in the stomach meters off the ball and causing him to come off the ground?

Does that footage contain the team song? Can't believe Foxtel didn't capture that. Useless pay TV idiots

If we win, it might almost be worth deforming myself forever and having to explain to people why I love fruit juice so much that I felt the urge to tattoo it on my body.

If we beat them by more than a point I'll also tattoo "I love Juice" on my boobs and post photographic evidence on Demonland. Seriously, we are no chance.

I'd be thrilled if we lose by less than 6 goals. That would be a seriously good effort. The only way we can win is if Ablett, Scarlett, Bartel and Selwood get injured in the warm up.... Bail-style.

As I said before, the coaches are all fighting over him and want him in their part of the ground. To me, his time in the backline is a learning experience and eventually he should settle into a CHF position, where he can push up the ground and impact the contest on the wing. He is the prototype modern CHF... given or take 30kgs. This will free Bate to play a true third tall role, with Jurrah doing whatever the hell he wants, because he is Jurrah and so we let him.

With the sort of domination we are seeing from Naitanui, with a 9 disposal game today, surely he has the Rising Star award all stitched up. I mean who could possibly better 9 touches and 67% efficiency? The man is already a superstar* *Please note, the man may well become a superstar, but he hasn't shown more promise than Watts has thus far.

You might as well ask me to choose a favourite pair of shoes, or to select between Chanel and Prada. It's just not going to happen. Scully and Trengove, Trengove and Scully, whichever way you look at it, I love them both.