Jaded No More

Yep, by far their best and most influential player. Also happen to be a star. Honestly we need every win and every goal at the moment to make finals, so I'll take whatever I can get to give us an advantage.

Worst relationship I've ever been in. Abusive, emotionally and financially draining, incredibly one sided. The Melbourne Football Club is a shitty boyfriend you can never get over. Bae for life

The only issue I have with Lewis is his lack of coolness. He has given away so many dumb costly free kicks, and he never learns. Did he kick the ball off the ground too often? Yes. Is he as slow as the day is long? Yes. But if he is in the side for leadership, which he is, and he continues to do dumb things like elbowing players in the guts off the ball, giving away 50 meter penalties for umpire abuse, and clearly kicking in danger, then he is more costly than helpful. I completely appreciate what he brings to the side, and he is an elite reader of the play, and he can kick the ball very well, but the core of his role in the side is constantly compromised by his hotheadedness.

So is Trac. Neal Bullen is going at 18.12 for the season. Trac is at 10.12, so not only is he less accurate, he has also had a lot less shots on goal while playing a lot more time as a forward. Neal Bullen is not in the side for his silky smooth skills. He is a workhorse and is in the side to cover ground.

He's in the side for leadership, yet nobody in the side gives away more goal-costing silly frees. Nobody. We talk about Gawn missing his shot in Round 1, how about Lewis giving away a stupid 50 meter penalty which gifted Geelong a goal? Once he gets his 300th, it's time to stop gifting him games due to reputation.

Need to sign him up

We beat West Coast in Perth last year and I expect we will need to do the same this year to make finals. Either that or we need to beat Geelong in Geelong. Both are going to be hard tasks, especially when the umpiring inevitably goes their way.

Trac’s goal kicking is a disgrace. He has had a great game, but his goal kicking keeps letting him down.

Lewis fresh kicking the footy at every opportunity. Bend down old man.

If Oliver isn’t a pure star, I don’t know who is. Seriously he is insane.

Stretch has been good

I know his opponent isn’t a world beater, but Frost has been very very good

Leadership Lewis. Garbage. Absolute disgrace.

Looks like a fridge Smith keeps holding his hammy.

FML that pathetic dweeb of an umpire needs to [censored] right off

Is Joel Smith a little injured, which is why he and TMac have swapped position?

Salem and Fritsch look so clean!

Did Vanders look like he lost the little pace he had?

Agreed. Shocking decision to play up here. Everytime Gawn kicks for goal, 10 puppies die

We are [censored] unbelievable. They never get the ball down to their 50, but when they do, it’s a goal. Every. Single. Time. Us on the other hand, we can’t buy a goal.

Garlett and Frost play and we win the last two games. The frustration with the coach and the selection is never bloody ending.

Honestly [censored] this team

This goal kicking situation is bizarre. Is there a gusty wind up there we don’t know of? McDonald missing basically means we are in for the worst day of goal kicking ever. Intent is good but we look messy

Under 12s goal kicking

Good to see us defending the transition... #killme