Jaded No More

Just another lazy 30 for Oliver. Leading possession winner. First final. 21 years old. Whatever.

The pre match said to me everything I already suspected. We are a team. Geelong are a bunch of “look at me” egotistical douchbags.

Manzel had like 1 touch and then he smashed Ablett. Jetta is so underrated it’s a joke. Best small defender in the competition by a mile.

Finally home. I’m so emotionally drained. It hasn’t fully sunk in yet. I’m gonna enjoy the replay tomorrow. I must say Lewis was outstanding tonight. The man can play finals!

That is one of the best games I have ever seen from a 16 game forward. He is seriously good. What a game!

WE [censored] WON!!!! Suck a dick Geelong!

Why Melbourne. Why??? ???

Far too many missed opportunities. Very very costly.

Great decision to come early. Walked straight in. Loving our seats sick. Got myself a beanie (coz I forgot to bring one). Let’s do this Dees!!!!!

If we win I'll cry. If we lose I'll cry.

He remembers our anniversary and pretends to care when we play (it's the best dating someone who has no AFL club affiliation I've discovered). He's an absolute keeper! So I absolutely smashed this work day. Tried to keep busy and distract myself. Gonna sneak out at 4:45.... god damn I'm so nervous!

It's my anniversary today... luckily my partner has already admitted defeat a long time ago and knows The Dees always come before him. Poor man!

He’s non weight bearing for another 8 weeks or so according to the club. Hard to train when you can’t walk.

Same!!! Our servers have been down until 10 minutes ago. I was thinking I could do a sneaky and get out early and go drink to calm my nerves. Back on now. Absolute balls!

He's done enough to ensure he gets his chances next year, and that is probably more than any of us thought was possible 5 weeks ago. Hopefully it drives him to have a massive pre-season and claim his spot in the side next year. However Hannan is a proven performer and makes us more dangerous. I'm glad he is playing.

This thread is like communism, great in principle, does not work in reality. We are all emotional, irrational, nut jobs when it comes to game day. Add finals to the mix, and you are no chance.

Congrats Daisy! As a woman I feel incredibly scared, nervous and stressed for her having twins, but as a football fan, I hope she has 2 champion boys and that the AFL introduce a mother/son rule!

NO NEGATIVITY TONIGHT.... It's finals baby, and if there is one thing Geelong are bad at, it's clearances. Love that we are exploiting that. Tyson is a very good clearance player and has been much better since playing as an inside mid. As long as he isn't throw on the wing again with Viney's return, he will play well.

186 redemption tonight. It's time. Close that circle.

Jesus am I nervous... I have so much to do at work today but I think I'm going to have a very unproductive day and get the hell out of here early. I don't think I could handle getting beaten by those pr#cks again. If we are nervous, imagine what the players must be feeling!

Thank god we don’t need to meet the Tigers until the grand final ?

Ah yes, the famous Nasher shower that turned it all around. It was in fact you and your questionable personal hygiene which saved this club!

Never mind. The rain stopped and now there are some blue skies in patches #straya

Very poor weather here in Collingwood (I work about 1.5km from the G). Pouring rain. Grey skies. Sadly this should favour Hawthorn.

0% chance Viney doesn't play. Even at 50% he is better than most on our list.