Jaded No More

Surely May will be ok for round 1. He walked off. Didn’t seem like he was out cold. Should be fine.

It’s 97-61 No real positives. Jackson looks ok. ANB been excellent. Not sure if you think that’s a positive tho. Jones looks good.

Oh ffs May down. Can this train wreck of a game end already?

Remember when we traded him for SFA.

The cream is very clearly rising to the top. They are destroying us in every aspect of the game. We look lost. Our skills are woeful. Mark Williams has a lot of work.

Look at Josh Bruce on his “destroy Melbourne” yearly tour. Our midfield is trash today. Cant touch it and can’t use it.

We look like trash now. McDonald is woeful. For such an experienced player he commands zero respect.

We’ve started with all the tenacity of a wet blanket. Midfield is absolutely getting destroyed and nice to see Bontempelli alone again.

Wrong thread

That’s really weird. We are existing Telstra customers and we never had an issue. Maybe call them. That will be fun. Good luck!

The best thing to happen in season 2021 so far is the return of normal length quarters. They are really helping us!

Are you doing it thru your Telstra rewards account? It worked for us when we tried it that way rather than redeeming an email link.

We are a team so heavily reliant on winning clearances, that when we are missing 3 of our best clearance players, it really shows. We are chasing tail which is understandable. Also Salem missing from Half Back has resulted in a lot of terrible ball movement from the backline. Basically we are doing ok considering who we are playing and what we are playing.

We are definitely playing boys against men. The Dogs are an excellent team. They are some genuine stars. Our defense has stood up well, but our midfield has struggled and the less said about our forwards the better. Fritsch and ANB the only two who should play round 1. TMac somehow has done less than usual.

And Rivers kick is deliberate but that [censored] against Spargo was not. Good to see the umpires still sucks.

It’s not a Melbourne game without a Bruce goal ? We put some actual players in the center and suddenly we aren’t the worst. What a shock.

Who the [censored] is on Bontempelli? This is getting ugly.

It’s hard to take this result seriously. We are missing 6-7 of our best 22 including basically our entire midfield except Trac.

I was clearly joking. But yes our lack of midfielders is clearly killing us. Also our forwardline is hot garbage.

Gawn down for a second and I feel vomit coming on. Please take him off. It’s not worth the risk!

No Oliver no Melbourne

Jetta back on. It’s no surprise we are struggling to get our hands on it with so many of our best mids out.

Caleb Daniels is having a blinder. An opponent for him would be delightful.

Their skills are sublime and they are killing us in transition.

So nice to be back at the football. Feels surreal.