Jaded No More

WA shut the border to Victoria because they are literally the worst. Geelong KOD and now don't need to play Freo at Optus Stadium? I really really really really don't have enough bad things to say about the removalists who did the wrong thing and the family who came back on a red zone permit and went to Coles. I hope all these people rot in the pits of hell for eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother in law is a mad Hawks fan. She told me last night she really hopes we don't stuff up and lose because she can't wait for us to beat Geelong in finals. Hawks fans are done with 2021.

Are you suggesting our club spread Covid to Sydney?!

It's a tier 2 site. Level 2 MCC Members. Tier 2 means you need to get tested immediately and isolate until you get a negative result. So if anyone on Demonland was at that game, shame on you for wasting your precious life, but also, go get tested!

Just when you thought the Geelong Carlton game couldn't get any worse for your health...

Me reading the news today. Anyone else an emotional Covid wreck?

Ah yes the day Nasher had a shower and we got Paul Roos. A good day for all.

Nothing surer!

I promise if we win a flag I will do my best to spam this site so hard with emotional crying gifs that I will both make the captain rank and be banned simultaneously. I'll exit on a high! Edit: speaking of gifs, what happened to the function of being able to insert one into your posts?

Old man injuries catching up with Jones. Really hope he can get himself fit before finals and give himself the best chance he can to make the side.

Never befriend anyone who gets married during the footy season. I don’t think we will get less people at the game being a Saturday night. In fact I think we will get more. It’s a much more family friendly and work friendly time slot. And still FTA exposure. Really no complaints and most importantly we get a decent break after that joke of a fixture in round 19!

I think the visitor numbers would have been very high in the Neeld days. I may be wrong but I reckon we got heaps of new posters around that time looking for a warm place to cry. Hogan trade was also high traffic. In fact trade period after poor season brings a lot of special types. Btw I’ve been here so long I still remember when we moved to this server/domain? and I was one of the testers trialing out the new platform. I wonder how many of us still remain from those days and how many have stuck with their original screen name… what will I do if we win a flag??? ?

I thought it’s up to 40,000 now? Who knows. It’s hard to keep up.

If he can work on that prior to finals and start nailing his one or two shots a week, that would go a very long way to us winning a flag!

But longer games = more breaks = more ads.

Nailed it! I just got an email haha

PTSD is strong

And anyone who exclusively posts only after defeats should get the Mark Neeld Reality Bus icon.

No email, which is weird, but I think most people get the gist by now. Ticketek website confirms the above timelines. If you go in and put your usual barcodes it will say 'tickets available at 1pm'. But if you're level 1 reserved seating and you try to put the barcodes at 1pm it will say tickets available at 3pm. Every week I try for 1pm just for [censored] and giggles (and also because I have a 3pm zoom call every bloody Tuesday!), and every week it says 'good try come back at 3pm'

How are we at more of a risk to be kicked out of top 4 than the other 3 below us who have won one or two less games?

Literally nobody wants shorter quarters except Scott and lazy commentators who can't think of enough clichés and boring stories to fill up 30 minutes.

And of the 3 Vic sides, we are the only team that plays at the MCG regularly. Geelong has played there 4 times this year, with just one more game against the Tigers to go. Dogs have only played there twice, with one loss to Richmond and have just one more game there against us to go. If we can stay injury free and Covid can get off our [censored], we are a chance.

It’s going to be wet. Everyone needs to calm down. Every time we play poor sides we play like poo. It’ll take any win.

Anyone got more than 2 tips this week? Bring on that North “mathematical” finals chance ?

What a great result. [censored] West Coast.