Jaded No More

Richmond look cooked. No power in the legs. Their younger players are all plodders. Cotchin is finished. Dusty not far behind. Carlton look good. They looked good against us in the practice game too. Strong midfield and potent attack. Decent backline. Voss is using the “selfless” mantra this year and they are playing a similar style to us. Will cause some damage to the 8.

After 39 years being rubbish, you’d hope so

Carlton fans lining up to get “we won round 1” tattoos as we speak.

They are when they are clean. They aren’t when they go nowhere. Blues are walking it out.

That was after the game. I meant he wasn’t a complete sook like Jack. He was as tough and courageous as they come.

Cripps is back. He is a beast.

Harsh. I think you’re allowed to show emotions after losing a grand final the way they did.

At least Nick didn’t look like a smashed crab when he played. Jack is the biggest drama queen. Just calm down Jack, people are literally dying in Ukraine. You just got tackled.

I tell ya what, neither team is winning a flag this year. Carlton are at least hanging in and giving themselves a sniff. Richmond look old.

To be fair that’s exactly what we would have got him for. He would have played wing. Carlton look good.

I’m not sure there was ever an argument not to get Lever back asap. But on the other hand you can’t risk such a key player for round 2 clash.

Go well Oscar!

Sounds like Salem has avoided the big bad ones (ACL/PCL) but still will miss weeks

Channel 7 about to chat to Salem. He’s on crutches 😩

One a-hole cancels another a-hole who then cancels that a-hole in return. So 2022.

So true. What an embarrassment. Morris is an asshat

Stringer out of the Essendon Geelong clash. Nobody in the AFL I hate more… but on the other hand it helps Geelong.

Well Bevo got what he wanted. Watching the sports news and not a single mention of how the Dogs lost yet again or gave up a good lead yet again. Deflection for the win.

He literally never missed a target. He’s the Salem of the forwardline. Just such a smart footy player.

Jesus that is appalling from Morris. He’s a dweeb. Bevo was out of line and an embarrassment to his footy club. The whole thing is a hot mess and helps us to beautifully go under the radar. Go Dees!

It still makes me laugh that Bevo thinks that leaking Hunter's non selection is so damaging that it could have been why they lost. Mate, Hunter is an average plodder. Goodwin would have given him 0.4 seconds of air time in the team meeting. Also the late outs and playing swings and roundabouts with your selections is really odd. Such a dumb thing to waste energy on, up there with cracking the sads over a crappy doof doof song.

Gonna be fun to watch Carlton fans' season over in round 1 again. I am hard on Gold Coast to beat West Coast. Cats v Bombers is gonna be a hard watch. I hate Geelong, but who wants Essendon to win?! Lions will destroy Port.

I am not sure the wing is JJ's jam. But understand he was there because Gus was playing defence. Poor Gus is just the 'plug a hole man'. Such a great team player. Tmac was great defensively. Then he fluffed two kicks coming out of defence and I had immediate PTSD. We were lucky to play a side with only one really good tall forward. We will struggle with Lever and Salem against potent forwardlines. Hunt destroying floppy Weightman was wonderful. I loath that kid.

Gawn looked beyond buggered in the last. I think we won’t be at our best for another 4-5 weeks.

Even if Tom Morris killed his cat, is that really how an AFL coach behaves? It was unprofessional. It was rude. It was total deflection and it was embarrassing for the Dogs and the AFL. Take it off line.