Jaded No More

My sources are telling me that he’s going to remain a very ordinary footballer

It’s my point of view that the bank is robbing me of the money I could have spent on going to the B&F and accosting Clarry.

If you don’t report back every single thing you are dead to all us povs who can’t afford the price of admission.

How committed is said girlfriend to Adelaide?

This day can just [censored] right off

I once stood next to him at a Mexican restaurant. He told me he was keen on the beef burrito. Make of that what you will…

Nah hobby farms are very on trend. Hippies living a nice sustainable life. Growing lemons and kale for their organic smoothies.

We won’t lose him if playing defense is his desire. He can play in defense no worries. Especially with May finishing up soon.

Who doesn’t love a farm?

Of course not. But Grundy also has other suitors. If we say mate we aren’t giving you away for a packet of chips go find another club who will deal with us, he will have to do that. Geelong need a ruck. Port need a ruck. West Coast need a ruck. Sydney need a ruck if they are to compete next year and be in contention. Pick 43 is a slap in the face.

I wasn’t being facetious I was saying that Grundy is worth more to the Swans than he is to us. They have no right to low ball us. We can afford to keep him, even if we don’t want to.

Swans also have 0 ruckman heading into next year.

How much do they love one another? *this is clearly a joke don’t come at me

Why not just hand them Clarry too? Pick 43 is utter madness

I believe Petty has a partner. Anyone know if she’s a Victorian? I can’t see us entertaining a trade unless it involves a ready made tall of equal quality in return.

He’s not from Adelaide. He’s from a town like 500km away.

It’s a perfect welcome to Demonland if you ask me

Cal Twomey is saying multiple first round picks.

What if Gawn just wanted a free babysitter? George Gawn will not be fed or have his diaper changed, but he will be able to execute a perfect handball 30m over his head. So the real winners here are Melbourne fans in 18 years.

On what planet are Zerk Thatcher and Ratugolea worth more than Brodie Grundy?

You obviously missed the many many posts I made during the season where I was extremely confident we had what it takes to win a flag. I also wasn't here having a big old cry about how Goodwin and the club have no idea what they are doing after we went out in straight sets, like so any of the posters who are now here backing Goodwin 100% for wanting to trade Oliver. Funny that. But by all means, don't contribute anything to the discussion I was having about the quality of our midfield going forward, and just post some passive aggressive BS instead.

I hope Reid not only has what it takes to be a great player, but is also prepared to deal with the enormous pressure of coming into the club off the back of Oliver being traded. Those are some big shoes to overtake.

Did you want to move May on when he got drunk while in concussion protocols and got into a punch on with a teammate at a restaurant? This is not a player who has displayed consistently poor standards and behaviour. We wouldn't sign him for 7 years or award him 4 B&Fs if he had. Something obviously went wrong this year for him. I would hope we can sort it out and move on, rather than throw him away.