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3 best midfielders available in the draft over the past two years. no excuses now melbourne, turn them into something.

you on the Parish train Stu?

PROS: -good mark. -good inside player. -good outside player. -finds the footy. -brings team mates into the game. -good kick. -good visions. -HITS TARGETS INSIDE 50. -Plays forward (good for new rotation cap). -tackles. - runs/works hard - Goodwin has already been watching him at the Falcons, talking to him in the rooms (confirmed by my friend who works with them) CONS (according to some experts on here) - too short -too light (even though he is roughly the same weight as Fyfe and Sloan when they were drafted) - looks like a Disney Prince

people on here...

RORY SLOANE DRAFT STATS: Date of birth: 17/3/90 Height: 182cm Weight: 76kg Club: Eastern Ranges NAT FYFE DRAFT STATS: Height: 186cm Weight: 73kg DOB: 18/09/91 Recruited from: Aquinas College/Claremont DARCY PARISH DRAFT STATS: Height: 181cm, Weight: 73kg, DOB: 25/07/1997 Recruited from: Geelong Falcons SKINNY? SMALL? PLEASE. WE WANT FOOTBALLERS, HE IS ONE. DON'T JUDGE HIM BY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

was just noticing that. Kent was involved in a lot of the plays early that led to Hogan's goals. No wonder he loves playing with him so much.

ummm...but he is right.

hit me with the goss too Adam my boy, if you can be bothered. Is there a good source to go with this? Yes, i have an erection already.

i'd take it.

that we are horrifically inconsistent.

they beat us this year.

The Zanotti Files 19 mins · Edited · ‪#‎traderequest‬ ‪#‎dons‬ Jake Melksham has requested a trade. No club specifed yet but we all know it's Melbourne!

that's simply not true. We are mentioned as inquiring about everybody, to which we receive a prompt and polite, "thanks, but no thanks."

if it pops up on Facebook it is news to someone.

Melbourne duo Jeremy Howe and Jack Watts will not be at the club next year for very different reasons according to Brett Anderson. “I’d be surprised if either player was at the footy club next year,” said Anderson on SEN radio. “From what I’ve heard I would expect that Jeremy Howe would field an offer from somewhere else, with Gold Coast being the one most linked to him. “In terms of Jack Watts there is probably no clear destination as it stands.”

Jake Melksham, the 1.6 million dollar man. (over 4 years).

Melbourne Football Club Supporters Page Just now · Mernda · Sam McClure is reporting that Melbourne are set to offer $400,000 a year to Jake Melksham on a four year deal. Personally I'm just hoping he can lift his game and hit targets if he comes because it plagued his time at Essendon.

I'll answer my own question. My mate just sent me a photo of all the coaches down in Ocean Grove (my neck of the woods-Geelong) at the Collendina Pub enjoying a meal, a beer and whatever else. Perhaps delistings will come after their break. Can post picture if you want, but it is a little blurry but this is what he said (half winding me up etc.)- "I know it's blurry, but what you see in the photo I have posted is a first hand account of the Melbourne Football Club's coaching committee enjoying a meal and a few beers at the Collendina Pub tonight. This is as close as I got before Todd Viney looked as though he was ready to break my nose. You can see Roos, Goodwin, Rawlings, McCartney (only his scalp) Allison and Viney. They all seemed very chirpy and relaxed. I distinctly heard the name 'Howe' mentioned, and '$400,000' as well. I also heard Brett Allison tip Priddis for a back to back brownlow. They also seemed satisfied with the meals, and Rawlings is left handed. Heard it here first."

when are we to announce our delistings? Teams who have made finals have started to make theirs yet we have had the most time (as well as other cellar dwellers) and we are yet too. Is terlich having surgery a sign that he may be with us next year? i don't think so.

The Zanotti Files 41 mins · ‪#‎tradewinds‬ ‪#‎melksham‬ Jake Melksham will be a Bomber or a Demon. Essendon have offered him a 2 year deal while the Demons have tabled a 4 year deal to reunite him with Simon Goodwin.

A friend of mine who knows him personally said that there has been an inquiry about Josh Walker from our club, and Josh would be more than open to coming to us, however he feels that if anything was to happen that he would be involved in a trade that would get Henderson to the Cats. Wants far more opportunities than he is being given and probably deserves it and is open to being traded. I for one have always rated him, cracks hard into packs and has great hands (unlike Dawes) and I feel that him and Hogan could really grow together (he is only 22). Take it as you will, probably another just another bit of waffle in the silly season but that's what i have been told.

who are you, and why would they call you