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Moonshadow

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  1. A mask and a gimp ball Biff. I think you'd have a number of those to choose from.
  2. Mate, have you had a look at your life-like avatar lately?! I'd say it's you that needs considerable help. Biff, please send a wheelbarrow of your finest anti psychotic drugs to BBO. Oh, I forgot.... They are not anti.....
  3. Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.
  4. Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.
  5. Quote fixed.
  6. Honestly, how on earth did you ever pass a Working With Children Check?
  7. BBO would probably fit into your ring quite nicely Biff if you permitted.
  8. Accurate wrap sheet dc. You should be on the MRP.What BBO failed to mention was that he went from the gym straight to the game. The stench was horrific - I'm sure it would have easily cleared the Gat of all inhabitants Biff, if they didn't pass out initially. And the lycra outfit was something out of this world. Yes, it was Melbourne colours, but so ill-fitting that he spent most of the match desperately shoving flesh back in it's place. Quite disturbing really. The father of said young girl in front of us discretely asked me if BBO was my mother! Good lord, can you imagine!
  9. I was a bit worried when he put his hand on my knee. Thanks for the heads up Biff, not.
  10. Yes. It is true. I 'ran into' BBO at the game today. And might I say I came off 2nd best. He is one big unit. Thankfully they have no armrests in between the seats at the Darklands. All of him could fit into 2 seats ... just. All this talk about fitness, his drinking arm is certainly fit. Apparently they ran out of beer. Not surprised. Much to my distaste, we sat near the cheer squad. I was perched in between BBO and The Ox (yes, he was there chewing beers as well). The Ox is large, huge in fact, but nothing in comparison to BBO. You should've warned me Biff. I may need to seek counselling
  11. Real men don't eat quiche Bitty. And I'm pretty certain PT stands for psycho-therapist...
  12. Given up the darts and then started the hallucinogens Jazza?
  13. Choice bro, eh?
  14. Exactly what I was getting at dc. Beautifully illustrated.
  15. "Pec Deck"??? Is your trainer a Kiwi by chance Bitty? If so, I think she was referring to you, unfortunately.
  16. On a side note to the Essendon drug fiasco, I heard that seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Commonwealth Games paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
  17. Would think that if we get pick 3 as compo for Chip leaving, Roos et al would trade that and keep pick 2 for Petracca.
  18. No photos please. I just had lunch.
  19. Now that's like putting a robber's jacket under the nose of a bloodhound dc. BBO will sniff him out for sure!
  20. So, Spearmint Rhino it is in the meantime?
  21. I miss Nudge's trading rumours. They made me laugh sometimes. Could be accurate, often ridiculous.
  22. The DNA of those are sure to be half human, I fear.
  23. Lol!!! Next you'll be sipping long macchiatos, growing a hipster beard and voting Green!
  24. But you would just talk over the top of Toady anyway Uncle Glitter.
  25. Good to see you back Maple. Don't worry about Uncle Bitter-Glitter. Now he has the ankle bracelet alarm on, the cops will pounce before he gets within 5km of your house. Besides, he's still not going outside for fear the SE Asia tan wears off. You know, vanity and all that...