Moonshadow

Thank you for the teacher's correction.

I'll have 4 please, concurrently.

Ok, fess up. Which Demonlander is this fine chap?

Does his missus know?

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

Congrats on the new appointment Earl. Sure beats the last one - pole dancing instructor at the Greyhound was never your thing.

Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?

Never before has a band's name described their music so well

Drugs'll do that to you.

You love it bitters.

Don't stand so close to me Picket!

You know he has a younger brother called Mike......

He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker.

Picket, when are you going to find a cure for 'whacky team selection syndrome'? Actually, forget that, too entertaining to need a cure!

Stop playing with matches Uncle Bitters

Not ifs they are Melbourne players, men or women

Bitters, have you been throwing malware and virus' at Demonland this afternoon?

A top'n tail Bitters? I'd have thought a gent of your vintage would've had dozens of those already. No surprises there for you.

I see your John McEnroe thread disappeared picket. Gave me a hearty laugh. No one can accuse you of not being passionate!

"ADRIENNE!!!!" Definitely Rocky.

Left at the alter again dc

They like to stick them in sheep skin pouches?

Good to see you're now a regular poster on this fine thread stuie

Don't be like that stuie. If your feelings are hurt because I rejected the offer to meet up for a beer, then I sincerely apologise. Your defensiveness is understandable, but the rudeness is unbecoming a man of your high standing on this forum.

The sun has risen, another glorious day. Think I might go for a walk, clear my mind of Stuie's withdrawn offer of beer at the Cricketers and enjoy life.