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2026 AFL Fixture
Sorry, primetime night games are where the eyeballs are and everything else flows from that. Sponsorship and advertising dollars while your team is front and center as often as they can be which keeps the membership and kids attention flowing. Sunday arvo graveyard shift are death. People have to open their eyes. This is the TIK TOK entertainment era. People can't their attention span for 45seconds without scrolling on. You reckon they're going to watch 2hrs of monotonous defensive footy on a sunday arvo. Forken .... NO.
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2026 AFL Fixture
Maybe cause Saturday evening is past your bedtime. If we want this club to survive into the future we need to be able keep the Mobs attention (especially kids). Play fast entertaining footy or die.
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2026 AFL Fixture
And a boring as Bat sheet game plan. We're in the entertainment business and need to play a brand people want to actually watch. Until we prove we can ..... Sunday arvo it is.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
IF Oliver can help Hogan get a flag I'm all for it. Just as long as Hardwick doesn't get another one.
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Footy Boss: An in-depth look at the MFC
You wanna fill the MCG, get prime time games, sell memberships, attract sponsors and inspire kids to follow Melbourne and build the supporter base. You don't bore them to tears. You play fast exciting footy. We're in the entertainment business.
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Footy Boss: An in-depth look at the MFC
Ya know when the season starts and 2-3games in you realise all the pre-season talk of a new faster gamestyle has all been BS and you're just watching the same stale stuff that didn't work the year before .... Well it's not going to be like that this year. Yes there will be teething issues no doubt but at least we're trying to head forward. I'm excited to see something different to the boring gameplan Goodwins been dishing up. Hope King brings what he's been selling. Looking forward to it being far more entertaining. Cáuse we are in the entertainment business.
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We Owe Pies
Collingwood living rent free in our heads.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Tell ya what list managers. Maybe I can deal with Oliver leaving and I'll wish him the best. But if you send him to Collingwood I will SPEW UP! and hate what you've done forever.
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From the vault
- Farewell Clayton Oliver
He aint perfect but he's ours.- Farewell Clayton Oliver
- Farewell Clayton Oliver
Maybe cause Goodwin only gave him a game here and there to come on as a sub. We were crying out for genuine speed yet he kept playing Spargo. He hobbled us and blew a chance at least 1 more flag being stubborn and boring. Shoulda got rid of him 2yrs ago.- Farewell Clayton Oliver
100% He's my favourite player. I dunno what he's like around the club but it pains me no end a 4 time Bluey winner, 3 time All Australian, 2 time AFLCA player of the Year and 1 time Premiership gun has found himself on the outer somehow. And looks like we're willing to cough our Champ up for bugger all. Speechless.- From the vault
- Grand Final HT Entertainment
Just ran across these. But the one I saw he had whippet/greyhounds that could really hammer. Was entertaining 😁👍 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEl6rCds6SE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5E3khd1h3g&t=14s- From the vault
- From the vault
- 2025 Grand Final
C'mon man. He talked of learning for years at pressers but refused to learn.- "I hope this doesn't sound like sour grapes" - Chris Scott
Well, makes me think we're losers. And the clubs capitulation since the GF certainly doesn't help things at all. We flashed in the pan during a year we played in empty stadiums and then won the flag in freakin' Perth. I couldn't even watch the game with my old man and we long suffering supporters couldn't attend the festivities at the G straight after the game. Would have been forken Epic. How's them sour grapes 🤨 But back to Cameron. Clearly a clash of heads, should have been assessed but rules go out the window on GF day. Especially when the player concerned is an AFL/Geelong/media darling. And Stanley should be insulted that the coach thinks a one armed Cameron would be more productive than himself. Should look for another club. Also noted we didn't have to listen to Chris Scott whining about playing home finals this year. Reckon the President told him to pull his head in as he come out and said they we're happy to play their games at the MCG.- NON-MFC: Finals Week 03
Nah, stuff Chris Scott and the Cats. Sick to death of 'em in finals. We played 'em in '19. Again in '21 and we've gone to sheet and they're still there. Pizzzes me off. Carn Fagan and the Lions. I only know 1 lions supporter and he's a good fella.- NON-MFC: Finals Week 03
I didn't think it was a free. Eyes on the ball the whole time.- NON-MFC: Finals Week 03
Why are the ferals booing the brisbane player? I thought they didn't like booing.- NON-MFC: Finals Week 03
Yeah baby.- Robbie Flower
Ahh ... No I didn't. I asked for marks and bags. And forget the uncontested marks Pendlebury might accumulate. Let's not forget Flower played 150games less.- Robbie Flower
Couldn't care less about your "Stats". Flower spent his career as a Wingman, Half Back Flank and Half Forward and played 150games less. - Farewell Clayton Oliver
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