Buzzy

GET RID OF HIM NOW

JVR really makes a mess of almost every touch he gets. Just a clumsy dude 😐

Another dismal display of skills. Every attempted chain was painful to watch. The discipline was also junior level. Tholstrup needs a permanent rest, bring in K Brown so we can have a look at something with potential. We lost to an understrength Carlton. Seriously.

He looks completely out of his depth. Has no weapons, pace or size. Fumbly and poor decision making. Runs to the wrong spots. I'd play Bailey Laurie over him and that's saying something.

Just a reminder we are 5-11, haven't won a final since 2021 and most likely this will continue for the next 5-10 years. We have the lowest skilled midfield, drafted on contested ball - yet still get smashed in clearances. Enjoy!

Really silenced the home crowd with that finishing Melbourne, great job.

Jefferson. Atrocious shot for goal. Woeful attempt to mark. Zero chase. Is he trying to get delisted? Because this is how you get delisted.

The club is so weak they will refuse to cut Goodwin and watch us continue the slide in 2026. Pathetic response today with the season on the line.

Every F'N week, the same pathetic kicks inside 50! The same players making the same mistakes. EVERY TIME. Panicked, horrible kicking. Just kick it to ground! JVR is completely invisible at the moment except for giving away stupid frees, may as well sub him now. So sick of these guys never getting any better at forward play.

Dropped mark. Dropped mark. FFS

I don't know why people were saying this. He's never been a good kick, except running shots at goal.

Watching the worst kicking team in the comp try to play keepings off by going backwards to switch is seriously circus music stuff. Embarrassing game plan, they are officially out of ideas.

Classical typical same old Melbourne. Except our forward line is even worse this season. Remarkable. I know we were arguably the better side for 3 quarters, but jeez, there were some weak efforts out there today. Very tentative, fumbly and low skill efforts all over the ground. McVee, Tholstrup, Windsor all with weak efforts in the last and Oliver's lack of interest cost us all day. The slow switch worked maybe one out of 20 times? Painful. It's just sh*tty football to watch. 3-7 after next week is diabolical, Goodwin MUST GO, this is his forward line.

Couldn't really enjoy the win due to the disgusting last 10 minutes and to be honest most of the first half. Seriously, some of our kicks missed targets by 20 metres. Handballing not much better. We're not making finals guys, lets just hope we get a couple more games like last week, because tonight was mostly diabolical.

Finally showed some spirit. Controversial opinion - but if we don't make finals, I think it might have been better for the club long term if we'd lost that game. I hope I'm proven wrong but I'm convinced Goodie is not the way forward and this is just delaying the inevitable.

Past the point of caring about this team. There can't be anyone sane supporting Goodwin now.

Fumbles May

We're actually becoming an embarrassment to the AFL. There's been some ripping games across this round but we are just dragging it down.

This is just a horrendous game to watch, let's be honest. The only promising thing is that Steven May has miraculously recovered from a career ending foot injury.

About 25 minutes of effort combined with a consistently putrid display of skills and forward half decision making. Van Rooyen. Give him a spell, that was a disaster of a game. We have so many deficiencies, it is impossible to see us fixing enough of them at once to even be competitive.

Fumbles Van Rooyen

a lot of people retiring Max after his one dip in form in years.

You reckon the dual ruckman strategy that clearly failed with Grundy is going to suddenly magically work with Campbell? Clearly he's there as backup.

our efficiency is as woeful as our pressure, AS PER USUAL

This will be pleasant 😂