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Kicking like a Melbourne team. Now it is the close one.

Just switched to Adelaide v South Melbourne. Commentary far worse than the Cat v Saints. Just awful. Derwaynnne cannot stop stating the bleeding obvious.

Surf, farm, apply for government grants?

They looked really slow especially against Saints who move the ball quickly.

Even better is watching Hawkins mouthing off at his teammates when it is not delivered straight to him.

Saints missed two chances to ice the game in the last minute of Q3. Two set shots from within range - behinds.

#30 Geelong should go for weeks - reckless kick in danger. Rather like King v White though missed the face. This sort of [censored] needs to be stamped out even more than "dangerous tackles".

Do we know when it is on yet?

Mess with form at your peril - one could only even contemplate resting Max v Swans if we get Hawks tomorrow.

Exactly - just bloody well win. It is entirely in our own hands. But if we can't get second (highly unlikely) then from a purely selfish point of view, Collingwood 1st and us 4th would mean that us Victorians have the opportunity to see it all live at the Melbourne CG.

So how much better would their losing be? Risking injury by not playing is IMO fraught with danger - flirting with form: however not playing players carrying injury, which may be aggravated, is an entirely different matter. We can only beat those who turn up to play against us. But WWWWW is all that concerns me. They can lose the next one, as long as they win the next 5.

Collingwood really looking shaky especially in defence. Are they that bad, or are Brisbane that good? Actually neither defence looks particularly solid.

Has Maynard been appointed as a playing umpire? Mouthing off to the one in yellow, with impunity. And seriously these "insufficient intent" are just so annoying. One was a side of the boot kick off the ground and another player tackled running head on the boundary. Hate to say it, but Cox has been pretty influential at centre bounces in particular. Very annoying. And I wonder what Michael Christian will say about the dump tackle by McCreery? Remind me who did Christian play for?? PS: was anything said about the one on Rivers late last week? Or was the Carlton exemption card played?

Underwood's voice, regardless of chromosomal makeup, is like fingernails on a blackboard and I for one just cannot listen. Also her obviously pre rehearsed attempts at humour are very "dad like".

Commentary talking about great defences - that must be why there have been 13 14 goals kicked by now. 🤫

Pity they don't have to play at Cat Park, ever +1 Just enforce the 50 meter when opponents hold on to or scrag the man with the free / mark. IF they insist on retaining it then they need to make the kicker line up over the mark, yes even when deep in defence: otherwise it is a complete farce. And the insufficient attempt requires an already confused umpire (far too many 'interpretative' rules) to read the kicker's mind. Just keep "deliberate"

Except when you can. Cripps, many at Geelong etc

My greater concern is that JVR could have broken his leg, or has a knee or ankle injury. And I am sure he would have kicked it at least to the hot spot. Are you suggesting that all players, not just Cripps, are allowed to throw when tackled with impunity. CFC got a free in the attacking goals square when Clarrie (allegedly) threw when tackled.

One thing that has contributed to the poorer standard of umpiring, and which will not be reversed because the AFH said that it would improve the standards, is the introduction of the fourth field umpire. It has to - the talent pool is diluted. A suggestion somewhere I think earlier in this thread, given the AFL's opposition to full time umpires across the board (it would encroach on the directors' bonuses for starters) would be for one "professional" umpire and two or three if they insist part timers. The senior or professional umpire would mentor the others and maybe only cruise around the centre calling out wrong decisions such as the JVR legging one. At least they would only have to employ maybe 9 or 10 full timers, not 40. Have the pigeons disappeared from the MCG? I realise that smoke signals wouldn't work now that there is no smoking allowed. And one thing really irritates me: when this anonymous bozo makes his or her or their decision, why not just say ":goal" or "behind" instead of wasting a further few seconds by announcing "decision on scoreboard". Next they will add the audio drumroll, or maybe Edelstone's cheer leaders !!

Add an i to the end of his name and claim him as a descendent of a club legend.🤔

The time it takes for the review they could have Nathan Brown calling the odds -$.50 for goal, &50 for touched. 🙄🙄🤮🤮 Post of the year, binman, though I cannot agree with the last touch OOB free. Possibly if it is an uncontested kick or handball but not from a contest. I am sure they could justify an overseas junket to investigate how the Americans do this, though soccer probably does it best. And s second post of the year binman. You are on fire. Looking forward even more than usual to the podcast 🤗❤️💙❤️💙

Trying to find “the forward connection”?

mania - interesting thoughts. Other than suggesting Grundy as a back man, if I haven’t misinterpreted you.

Do we actually know that the club doesn’t protest or complain just because they don’t do it publicly?

We could however make history Well clearly we haven’t beaten them in Sydney the other 5 years 🤗🤗🙄🙄