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Bitter but optimistic

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Everything posted by Bitter but optimistic

  1. As an experienced and well credentialed drunk ; I would advise that one’s booze intake the next 90 minutes determines one’s coherence in the final quarter.
  2. Bloody Hell !!! That's hard core SWYL !!!! Haven't seen Stuyvo's for years !!!!!
  3. I would have answered this question differently a week ago but if we lose tonight, I will be royally [censored] off !!!!
  4. Don't peak too early dazzle !
  5. Well yes .......... and no Col. She's currently in some sort of a zen state. She can't work out which of tonight's possible results will be worse for her
  6. I'm still holding out Fez - just!!!
  7. Great minds SWYL !!! I've been resisting the temptation to go out and buy a packet of darts all morning!!!
  8. I found some good stuff at the local IGA picket - it will be all out tonight!
  9. The Manor is out of lockdown today . A clear and favourable omen for a Melbourne victory tonight. Geelong are yesterday's zeroes. The biggest danger they pose is carelessly leaving their Zimmer frames lying about and creating a trip hazard for our lads. We'll do them in the midfield to ensure that Hawkins and Cameron are denied the comfortable lead up delivery they thrive on. At the other end, our small forwards are more likely to take advantage of the hurried entries that will result from final's pressure. I am well stocked with the nectar of the gods and the maid is preparing her demon themed outfit for the victory celebrations. Dees by 29.
  10. Curfew and visit the local constabulary 3 times a week Luci …. plus of course, limiting my Shiraz intake !!!
  11. Not so much hiding Col but rather undergoing a spot of rehab.
  12. You're a bundle of joy and optimism today Ernie!
  13. Yes. That was very moving. I’d like to know a few more details
  14. I’ve been pretty calm thus far but I’m just watching Trac on 360 FMD. The nethers are starting to tingle
  15. My take at the time was that he didn't see him.
  16. W coast done and dusted at half time!
  17. Well I did my bit - quaffed a few beers and was my usual loud and offensive self.
  18. That would be a tad cliched chook
  19. Good grief no !!!!! That is not a plummet WCW - that is a freefall to despair and oblivion !!!!!
  20. I shall be leaving the warm embrace of The Manor for only my second live game this year. And ........ I fully expect to see a comfortable victory. We shall have clear winners on every line and , the middle of the road Dwarfs, simply will not have the answers. No trains from Scumbury today so I shall give the Merc an airing. The Maid shall be left in charge (temporarily of course ) to oversee the victory celebrations. Dees by 26.
  21. Yeah….. well…. It looks both jeelong and my good self are [censored]
  22. Change your ways tonight WCW because I’m hoping to recover money tonight I need “the vibe” !
  23. The [censored] toiges have done a nice job on me I had them as a “certain “ leg in a couple of multi bets. I’ve taken a hammering and the weekend hasn’t started. It’ll be cheap vino this weekend
  24. Maidens are rare hereabouts bob
  25. I’m waiting for @picket fence to give his measured response to selection. After downing a couple of strong ones of course!!

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