praha

Salem is a godsend.

We've been okay. Once again, that horrid first 1.5 quarters has killed us. We've kept pace since then.

I think, I THINK, it's the coach.

"That was almost holding the ball.." Dwayne Russell, you're an idiot.

We're actually playing like a half-decent team now.

HAHAHAHAHAHA That's holding the ball?

Good goal, Watts.

Don't run too hard, Salem. You might give us some run. We wouldn't wan that.

The players are throwing this game, right? I thought last week was bad but the lack of urgency is gobsmacking. I know we say "they don't care" but the body language seriously looks like a d-grade under-12s team

It has been 10 years, and we are still performing like this. Not even Paul Roos could fix this club. Unfixable.

Pavlich blatantly hands-in-the-back. No call.

Oh my God...who missed that punch?

That means 19 have touched the ball! POSITIVITY!

No heart, no urgency, no interest. Will there be a soul at next week's game?

That was shocking, Jones.

Most of the free kicks are a product of 3 things: 1. Dumb footballers playing like idiots 2. Zero talk and players getting caught 3. Players fumbling and giving away a freek kick as a means of making up for their ineptness. Most of the free kicks have been there.

Gee whiz, that was a lesson in team football.

Once again, this is merely losing margin minimisation. No dare, no urgency, just a bunch of blokes racking up possession. We're still the worst "team" in the league, by far.

Horrid, Melbourne. We will be lucky to kick 4 goals today.

Dunn and Garland with your stupid, immature, amateurish free kicks. Just leave the club already!

God almighty, our forward structure is absolutely horrid. 6-7 one-on-one contests, zero space. Just congestion. Pav with two gimmies, 7 minutes in. fmd.

lol, free kick in front of goal for big nose Pav, after Hogan has been held by 3 guys at every entry. Already getting gangbanged by the umpires.

LOL, Freo player took 3 Melbourne players on, incorrect disposal, had about 3 seconds to dispose, "Play on". Awful umpiring after the holding the ball on Stretch.

Garland and Dunn are awful. EDIT: Argh, that replay. Garland body contact and positioning is truly awful sometimes. We're gonna be lucky to kick 4 goals today.

Why am I watching this?