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I hope we didn’t buy it, but we did beat the Kangaroos there.

Uhh... what’s that got to do with them having good starts to their careers?

Essendon are absolute rubbish. Worst defending side in the comp for mine, and seems like they can’t score now either. That said, we still had to beat them, when we were some how playing worse than them. My optimistic view is Tmac should make a huge difference. He did today. He leads, no one else leads at the ball, and he’s a senior player so hopefully they [censored] listen to him and start looking for leads. He just brings balance and is a brilliant forward. I hope his foot holds up because we need him badly. (Can’t believe I’m even saying this or that he was ever a defender) But we need to cut out the fumbling and bombing it anywhere. I’m surprised we’re 3-3 after doing that for 5 and a half rounds. We can’t play any worse, surely. We get more than our share of inside 50’s playing like panicked idiots, imagine if we start playing well.

Gysberts and Tapscott. May their spirits stay the [censored] away from Charlie. Clarry had fair debut, too. Just wish he went on with it...

Absolute worst.

Gotta throw away percentage. Can’t leave us feeling full of joy. If your life depended on Tyson hitting a target, how would you kill yourself?

So easy to score against. So hard for us to score. Players with effort and some talent, coaches have added nothing. At least Roos gave us defensive stability and some structure.

I can’t believe Tyson has fans lol.

I like it. Dumb half, come out and do the same [censored]. Very innovative.

Bugg has no [censored] idea. At all. And an uncanny knack of his fumbles never ever luckily going our way. Seen enough. This has to be one of the dumbest overall displays in a long time. Bunch of fumbly idiots over handballing in the wet. Then when they do kick it’s dinky sideways [censored] that skims along the grass. Goodwin needs to correct this, now.

Defence is a shambles when the ball hits the ground. Dumb, fumbly players. They’re gunna score all day.

I really like the look of Jack Silvagni. Especially because he plays for Carlton.

I’m sure Carlton will be better when they don’t have the gale force wind.

It just gets better and better. Netflix will be the real winner.

Time is going so slow, I just want North v Carlton to start already! So pumped.

Can someone keep an eye on the bench please. I want to see whose fitness goes up.

Aliir looks lost across half forward.

This has to be the worst tackling I’ve seen from any team this year. Pies waltzing through 1 on 1 tackles.

You moan about selection every week. In fact moaning is about all you do. Then we don’t hear [censored] from you when we win and the selections were fine. Until the next lot of selections, rinse and repeat. Download yourself a football manager game, be Lord of the selectors and spare us the whinging and exclaimantion marks.

Nothing builds fitness like sitting on a bench.

Leave out the clear best, and almost universally loved ruckman in the league - accidentally on purpose. Get people talking about your article, apologise, fix it, job done.

None. I’m just a big fan. Weid relief for Max also makes sense. Just save the Fritsch.