Tony Tea

One of those footballers who is not just a skilled player (although ungainly), but just as importantly, possibly more importantly, instinctively knows how to use his body.

A point. Floodgates, Dollies.

I don't know how he feels about it but I hate it when people call Nev "Jetsy".

"[censored] is what it is."

Olympic athletes often talk of waiting until the wee hours to finally take a... provide a sample.

The commentators kept saying Hogan staged, but NOT ONE saw the contact. Every piece of footage during the game was from behind.

I had assumed Hall had gone missing big time on occasions last year, but his numbers were not bad. Dropped for disciplinary reasons, but more than a few big stat games. Only 3 times under 20. Yes, he is soft. But we need an outside runner and could do worse than Hall.

"THEY'RE OUT THE BACK HERE!"

If Etihad is smaller than the MCG, it is possible that Goodwin's high press would work better in the Dome's smaller area.

Bound to do a Travis Cloke.

Trade Tyson and Salem for Josh Kelly.

Garlett is showing why Malthouse dumped him. Hasn't got what it takes in close combat.

Angus played well tonight.

Coming from Team Neeld, becoming a FTB is a step up. Nevertheless, it's best to ignore anything Frawley says.

Interesting that so many commenters have based their opinions on 2018's first four games. It was apparent midway through 2017, bar the odd rousing win, that we were starting to stagger.

You've got the advantage of me, Rusty. I don't know what I did there. No doubt because of our comparative nom de plumes. Mine is teetotal, your's is a potent cocktail.

Take tips from New Orleans on how best to pay players who injure the opposition.

Alcohol. Ewww.

The Phil Egan Shield.

Clearly tongue in cheek. You only read the headline, right?

Hogan to Perth is on cyclic autopublish.

I wish I could get paid for writing what everyone else has been saying for years.

There's no way Hawthorn will be bottom 8. Melbourne on the other hand...

Because as soon as WE do it, a free will be paid. Same for throwing the ball. Everyone does it, but as soon as we do it, a free will be paid.

Collingwood did it heaps in 2010. Herry Lamumba was their main man-on-the-mark shepherder. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we recruited him.