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that you, james?

can't imagine you'd ever get the chance on one of earl's odysseys to ever utter those phrases. still i'm sure we can teach you new (appropriate) ones

you should be worried, pd, if you think you are getting it, it's time to up your medication

i wouldn't go that far moonie, just that he is the great defender of social justice liberalism

you shouldn't mock animal husbandry, moonie. apart from risking a severe rebuke from stuie, you should recognise that it is a very ancient and revered custom requiring great skills, stamina and patience

surprised you have little to do atm, uncle i thought you'd be flat out preparing the lads for the royal melbourne show. i'm sure earl will be busy packing his guava paste show bags.

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i see you've broken off your evangelical discussion with our reverend friend, biffo. too much proselytising for one day?

in as good a shape as your jockstrap, bitters, thanks for asking

can't see tha tposing any difficulties for bitters

was it a liverpool kiss or one of those involving rapid tongue lunging? did you get it videoed?

nah, bronze it biffo.

the future for discerning people with good taste is headed for oblivion http://www.sbs.com.au/food/article/2016/04/07/were-facing-future-without-our-favourite-banana reckon my time left will be be unaffected, stuff everybody else

given he didn't play for a year (at his prime playing age) i would say it was more than "overpaid slightly" i would say that essendon owe us one, despite the obvious caveat emptor risk we took. we should play hardball and not pay more than our 2nd rounder. Of course this would require hibberd agreeing we are his preferred destination

yes, good pickup earl

i think that's obligatory for the saturnalia festival, bub. different time of year.

you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

sorry to hear you are passed, pf, however you must be mistaken in your geography. there is nothing palatial in romsey nor is there anything remotely resembling a mansion. are you sure you didn't over-inbibe, get lost and end up in caroline springs?

why would connors care about whether essendon gets overs. there is no money in that for him? his prime concern would be getting the highest contract for hibberd

Zeus is very pi$$ed off. The scummers must have offered a bigger placation

you make a very salient point, uncle..... ah, the problems of paganism.....

our fate is in the hands of zeus i wonder if uncle bitters could "donate" one of those long-necked sheep to placate the gods

outstanding stuff, mcqueen

another point is the lack of players playing 1st class cricket overseas when not on australian duty and getting experience on different conditions this is brought about by the increase in australian fixtures with test, od and t20 filling up more of the calendar. playing t20 overseas (e.g. india) doesn't really count as it is not 1st class cricket

would also help if we stopped building batsman-friendly, homogenous drop-in pitches for australian grounds with little variety in pitches it was always predictable we would struggle on "different" pitches whether in the sub-continent or elsewhere