daisycutter

heard our own earl hood was spotted at portsea for the big polo gig, gallantly standing in for julie bishop who mysteriously couldn't make it. i always wondered whether earl might be a closet hooray henry. i do hope he had a good chat to gillon while he was there and can fill us in on the latest afl shenanigans

half croation, half austrian born in croatia......take your pick

michael warner seems to be taking over slobbo's chief cheer-leader and mud-slinger role. i remember there was scuttlebutt that previously the afl had threatened him with loss of afl media accreditation. is slobbo on holidays?

i wouldn't put it past dank to have injected them with more than tb4. i reckon he was probably out of control and wanted results no matter what. only dank really knows what he injected and he's never going to tell the true story

i thick biffo needs to return immediately

and on top of that chris there was the switkowski report and the guilty finding of worksafe victoria

a good opportunity for him to swot up on his van demon accent and colloquialisms before he invades the apple isle with his appalling solecism

nor has he spoken to him he said on 3aw. he claims to be getting progress reports via his daughter in melbourne. not his son or daughter-in-law. make of that what you will.

yeah, i saw that report. very impressed with his resourcefulness. must be a bushy thing. but seriously, have they talked to you about moving you to the new satellite? it did sound like a big improvement for satellite nbn, but maybe it is reserved for other areas or some such other bureaucracy?

how's your nbn thingy with that new satellite, doc? SkyMuster II or something see fttn is changing to fttc (c=curb i.e. the existing concrete thingy in your nature strip) for us city slickers (some time this century)

you end up believing what you want to believe just saying......applies to either side

and an intellectual to boot, moonie. dangerous mixture

i'd have thought he would be more drawn to the west coast

didn't realise uncle had been to lonnie recently

and i understand their devils have their demons at the moment.....

human nature can be inspiring and disappointing at the same time. ernest. it is good to see you so imbued with such characteristics.

ernest old boy, you are sorely mistaken. i was merely praising you.

this coming from a nomadic, wenching wastrel

uncle, just remember what faulty said "don't mention pol pot"

and a happy 25th of december to all demonlanders the 2017 season can't come quick enough

earl, i'd imagine doing very nicely in one of many tax havens

one man's hell is another woman's heaven, bub

and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol)..... An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy. One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?” Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.” God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.” To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.” God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”

essington obviously

dog is having a stomach pump as we speak............last resort