Whispering_Jack

If my information is correct then about a dozen Essendon players will be growing voluptuous breasts in the very near future. No idea how or what's making that happen.

Emma Quayle really does lead the way with coverage of potential draftees. Here's her take on what she considers to be an even draft pool in 2014: Why this year 's AFL draft looks the most even in years Meanwhile, despite the absence of the elite prospects on tour with the AIS the AFL Vic Country and Vic Metro training squad trial games get under way this weekend: U18 Vic Country and Metro trial games

Sorry Redleg but you of all people should recognise that you are conflicted and have no right to be judge and jury on this issue. You responded to a reference of Bub's which identified the offending party by his initials and you are therefore both guilty as charged. Forty lashes each by stockwhip at Romsey at midnight on Saturday.

Angus Brayshaw happy to wait for draft opportunity

However, as Redleg the lawyer will tell you, there's a three year limitation period and on 8 July 2014 the time runs out and we will be able to discuss the person and his grossly overweight and overpaid father to our hearts' contents.Additionally, as from that date, posters will also be able to talk BS which they have refrained from hitherto for almost 3 years.

Needs to get a hop along IMO.

Byrnes named best Melbourne player at Casey today ahead of Jimmy Toumpas. One of those two will play next week for Melbourne v Gold Coast.

Would have won by 10 goals if they picked my boy Shannon.

So who's the likely pick 5 or 6?

Paige Cardona writes on Bound for Glory News about Tyler Roos, son of you know who - Bloodlines Roos is on the Sandringham Dragons list and here she described his round 3 game: Sounds like he might become a footballer with some decent coaching.

Goddard is intense organised and busy. But we're not talking about Brendon

Strange things happening at the selection table with the dumping of top goalkicker Shannon Byrnes. I reckon Mick Malthouse can't contain himself and is giggling about his stroke of good fortune. Can't see us winning now that Player X is out of the team.

Absolutely not. If we get 10 goals up at half time over those [censored]s from Carlton then I want to go for a 20 goal win.

And the last of pen pictures from the 2014 draft

Angus Brayshaw who trained at the club along with Billy Stretch as part of the AFL's work experience programme, continues to impress. Brayshaw, Lamb shine as Pies down AIS

Don't hold your breath Redleg. We saw what the AFL did under pressure from the other clubs and in the interests of preserving GWS' first pick. Not only that - there are a few Melbourne supporters who hold the view that we can recover without the handouts and who will loudly rant that priority picks are unnecessary or at least undesirable to assist in our recovery and will make a loud noise to that effect. This, despite the fact that the AFL has rules which indicate we're definitely entitled to draft assistance by any measure.

The next instalment of AFL PROSPECTUS prospects -

You know, I've just come to the realisation that this thread is the only one on Demonland where more than 50% of its regular posters are sane. Does this mean the club's in trouble?

I know. I was thinking more about the strange types who blow into the thread from time to time.

Tomorrow is April Fool's Day lads ... please be on your best behaviour.

Agreed. I like the way they've managed to inject youth into their team in recent years.

That attitude surprises me OD because, in other words, if you're right then there was no reason for the upheaval of last year when people advocated a scorched earth policy that resulted in the removal of numerous individuals blamed for the club's failures. In truth, while some should have gone, the real culprits had already been dispensed with. Those 15+ goal hidings were the culmination of many factors. I'm confident we're on the right track to repair the damage and if we continue on this path, we will improve dramatically by the second half of the year. We're not going to kick 10 points in a row every week or lose more of what's effectively left of our ruck and key position defenders by half time.

Jeremy Howe says "hello".

How can you not feel excited by the sight of that full forward line?

But they're getting their national comp even if it kills off a couple of the club's in football's heartland.