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If Gus doesn't at least equal his third-placing in this year's Brownlow I'll know exactly what to blame.

The 'Tracca: So packed full of ingredients you can't close the clasp on the jaffle-maker. The Hunt: Mystery avian meat, not chicken or duck. Served with a chocolate milk. The Clarry: Plain Wonder White. Untoasted. The ANB: Fritz and sauce. And it's called a Breville snack you silly gum-suckers. The JV: Cast iron. (Jack Viney is so tough, he uses jaffles as mouth-guards).

Jaguar alongside an auto-insurer hehe.

I've found it difficult to decide who to leave out between Brayshaw and Viney when pondering our starting midfield for the season ahead.

Nothing exciting. I tried to jazz up the thread with a potentially controversial/leading line of thought. You answered with the most common-sense straight-forward answer. Non-sensational doesn't garner clicks = go back to internet media school. That is all.

I think you need to go back to internet media baron school.

So leading up to the Sunshine camp they told us the majority of our re-habbers would be reintroduced into the main group. I'm not sure if that was the case. ?

Maybe @Supermercadocan help on this one? Have there been any comparable occasions when an MFC injury was so widely celebrated by Demons fans? I think Dawes may have pinged something once during the Roos' era and it wasn't exactly mourned.

I imagine this is intended mostly as a 'live' feel-through of the new rules with active AFL umpiring and opposition. If so, seems odd that we've hooked up with Collingwood for such an exercise - possibly our closest competitor for the season ahead. I know that both teams will be aware of each other's general game-plans and tactics soon enough once the season proper is underway, but why give away any unnecessary insights in the early planning stages? To gain insights. And I doubt that Goodwin and Buckley will be looking to out-fox each other, so it suggests an incredibly co-operative and mature approach from both teams. It also shows the confidence our football department.

I was a cynic too Old Dee, until the last test match vs. India when at least four of the wickets were taken when I got up to fetch a beer or take a beer-related toilet break. Now I'm certain that the fate of Australian cricket revolves around my every move.

But it's not just the same old re-hash layzie, it's now re. coke. #gateway

We should have just given Tmac the 20 grand not to play and sent Preuss out there to break some bones. $100 apiece Robbie Gray, Travis Boak and Pepper-Powell would be handy outs for round one alongside Ollie Wines.

Why is Tmac nominating for this rubbish?

Just damning. Manage a bunch of pre-season goals and 14 votes in your first home & away game at a new club. Poll three votes in your next eight matches. Keep getting picked. I actually have a new-found respect for Watts. Dude has carved out a well-paid career with the minimum of effort to support his true loves of swimming & breasts. Came at the expense of passionate club supporters but that's his prerogative. It's the coaches who he's managed to con along the way - including Roos, 'I just want to be treated like a human being' - who the fans should be annoyed with. Goodwin is a godsend.

Post-modern marketing brilliance. How do we keep eyes on the AFL in the off-season? AFLX? Turns out nobody is interested, boss. Okay, well how about we just come up with the most ridiculous ideas imaginable. Score! People won't stop talking about it. Don't you mean quadruple double zinger zooper score?

I'm not yet in my 40s so can't say for certain. But prior to my teens, it was: Swimming & breasts

So the derail of the derail is admittedly my fault, but I suspect you're bordering on some DV8-level abstractions here La Dee-vina. Are you referring to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ(ina) - who was born on or in some wooden-like bench manger and then concluded his first innings as a scaffolding-like feature?

My priorities in my 20s Breasts Substances AFL My priorities in my 30s Breasts AFL Substances He'll grow out of it in a couple of years.

Nazare. And the inland town of Tomar is worth a visit. Cristina was on the team which restored the nave in the 12th century Templar convent there.

Yes, I'm afraid Tommy's had another brain-fade.

Contrary to popular sentiment, I'll put my hand up here and say I don't give a [censored] about Dean Kent's career from hereon in.

He has a Goodyear already, around the waist in that photo.