Chook

Can we PLEASE start keeping someone on the goal-line at all times? It's embarrassing how often our opponents kick goals that bounce through at waist-height.

BT may be a f l o g (can't believe that's censored), but he's right about the crappy boundary throw-ins. JKH!!! Just goes to show you don't need a million touches if every time you get the ball you kick a goal. Finally we hit the lead after dominating all night.

After last week's effort, the umpiring has been really good tonight. Let the game go and things will sort themselves out. I kind of can't believe we're down at half time. We've dominated this game all night.

I do, but I worked my arse off to get it.

Jack Watts desperately drags his opponent down and saves a certain goal. That's what we like to see.

JKH slots a tricky goal, which is just about the only thing he has done tonight. I'm surprised he's been so rarely sighted. It seems like tonight is ideal conditions for a player like him.

He's perhaps the worst wet-weather player I've ever seen. Just has no physical presence, and whenever it's the slightest bit dewy he gives us next to nothing.

Dawes is way too much for Dale Morris. Just get it to him as often as possible and we'll win this one. Frawley back up and running around the boundary. From his body language I doubt he'll finish the game, though he might get back out for another run.

Great team goal there, finished off with a long bomb by everyone's favourite Pedo.

Viney is a goddamn animal!

James Frawley gone down the race. Perhaps his toe has gotten worse.

Dunn needs to play in front for a start. Crameri's marks have been on the lead, not in wrestling contests.

Are you for real? Much maligned, but really hard at it and gives us a lot of run. Cocked up that handball receive in defence, but I think he's been far from our worst.

Dawes gread mark and goal. Too strong for his defender when he's one-out.

Melbourne giving up cheap goals 20 metres out. Won't win if we keep that up.

I said it was good, and it was. Give credit where it's due, or you won't be able to criticise when THAT'S due. Viney lining up for a shot on goal. Shame he missed it...

Jeremy Howe with a speccie. Playing some sort of game early. Jamar is really good too. Should have marked that one out on the lead though.

Great tackle from Jack Watts.

Frawley kicks our first. Not a forward indeed. Nice game of rugby going on here. Let's hope a football game breaks out before the end of the night.

Col Garland is slotting straight back in. Boy have we missed him. Our forward line is pretty dysfunctional though...

It's not horrendous, and is definitely the best pink can look on a footy jumper. I just like red a little better.

I'm not going to lie. We look pretty silly in the pink jumpers. I know it's for a good cause, but silly is silly. With the clash strip and now this pink one, I'm starting to forget what our REAL jumper looks like. Hilarious Nathan Jones lie detector test as well.

Mark Neeld and Dean Bailey both had impeccable credentials. They also both sucked big-time as senior coaches.

It would be nice to extend the staging laws to include claiming goals you clearly didn't kick or claiming points you clearly didn't touch, but neither of those things really bring the game into disrepute the way staging for free kicks does--which is why the AFL would probably never go for it.

Why not really tap into modern fears and call ourselves the fundamentalists?