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Even if this were a joke, how could you possibly think it’s a clever one?

I believe in Tom Scully.

Yep. We must use Hogan’s games/marks/goals tally from his first year in order to be fair. G / M / G 0 / 0 / 0 What a dud. Seriously, how else can we compare Hogan with those players.

Actually, no they don’t. That’s the point.

Luke Hodge sprays his teammates fairly often. Coaches yell at their players. Forwards have been demanding better of midfielders since Moses wore short pants. It’s good. EDIT: Obviously there can be too much of a good thing though.

In order to get out of the mire, we need everyone to demand better of their team mates. I’m okay with it, TBH.

It’s pronounced moldy-kulchuralizm

Cripps should be in the conversation, but only to say: “Cripps would win any other year, but Jesse Hogan is a once in a generation forward, so…."

Batman is real in that the character called "Batman" has been in existence for over 70 years (longer than you, likely) and has definitely never flown under his own power during all that time. Smart-arse.

Is Jack Viney aware that not even the real Batman can fly?

You just need some JW Black.

Liam Jurrah is by far the biggest wasted talent I’ve seen in my time following footy. Such a sporting tragedy and an indictment on both him and Australia’s failure to support indigenous culture in a positive way.

The klink is what happens when we're toasting our Grand Final victory.

Heard him mentioned as the worst ever Coleman Medallist last week. That got me riled up.

Yes Yes Yes this is amazing!!!!

Sorry, but bad knees should be out. We need good genes in the pool from both sides.

With THE Hulk Hogan in town, somebody has to arrange a photo between the Demons' Hogan and the Champ. That would be the greatest thing to ever happen, ever.

Nup. Still don't believe it.

So that's why Toumpas is out of the team. We've been playing him in the wrong position—he's a ruckman!

How? Just, how? How is that possible? It's like some ancient Greek legend far before my time that cannot possibly have happened despite my having heard it so often.

Makes Jeff Garlett much better too. Jeff really knows where to position himself around a big key forward. Did he ever play with Fev? Because I feel like you'd get some great practice as a small forward by playing around a big man like that.

"I don't think we've seen a better start to a career from a key forward than Jesse Hogan." —Jonathan Brown, 24 April, 2015

No pressure or anything.

Agreed. The book was better.

Why should we pick him up? So he can get depression, retire, and then go to whoever he wants for basically nothing?