Roost it far

What a ridiculous post.

Verrall stands at 198, it’s too short for a modern day ruckman unless he’s got an amazing vertical leap and can outmuscle and outmatch his opponents around the ground. You’ve got to be able to nullify your opponents ability to find a mid at centre bounces and then out mark them around the ground. Looking at him up against TC and who seriously thinks he can do either of things?

I’ve got clearance, you’ve got 24 hours to get me the report, otherwise pack your bags

Can someone explain why there’s no god damn report on this session!!!

Fritsch will play deep forward and I'll be shocked if he plays anywhere else and absolutely flabbergasted if he plays any kind of link up role. If he builds his tank and his running power he could roam but he's at his most damaging within 40 of goal.

I’m thinking wings of Langdon and Lindsay, Sharp, Sparrow, Bowey, Spargo and Windsor. Plenty of competition for spots with a fit list

Hird’s well and truly done his time. You lot carry on like you’ve never made a mistake. He’s got a wealth of football knowledge and we’re asking him to share some, hardly a big deal. Yes he majorly stuffed up and yes he never really at the balls to own it. He has however had his whole life largely ruined by the event as have many of the players who were involved, something that will haunt him till he dies I’d suspect. Essendon weren’t on their own here. Geelong, players at Melbourne and others all had dealings with Dank and received meds, I won’t name names but if you don’t know who you’ve had your head in the sand.

I don’t think you can underestimate the hit your confidence takes when you’re playing with a badly injured hand, especially as an onballer.

I’m guessing Hunch and Johnson will be competing for the 3rd tall spot. Can Hunch cover in the ruck?

Buy less sausages

Strange place for an injury, looks like he’s had a shot and it’s got infected or it’s shoulder related which isn’t good news.

I think you’re leaving out Lindsay who has HBF written all over him. I’d have him and Windsor as the ones running and kicking out of defence, McVee also opens up our attacking defence. Then you’ve got May, Lever and Petty as your talls. Bowey I’m hoping can compete for a wing and Hore can be used in case of injury. Howes has a lot of work to do but I still think he has best 22 in him. AMW could be up for replacing Pickett while suspended and maybe Chandler if injured. Our defence looks solid but if we lose May we’re in a tad of strife.

If Tony Jones made a joke about me and I'd won what Joker had won I wouldn't even waste my time laughing it off. I mean Tony Jones?? The guy couldn't be more of a washed up light weight if he tried. Isn't he on the 9 footy show so the other clowns can take the [censored] out of him? It just goes to show how precious the Joker is.

Get these reports up faster.

Langford will be replacing Sparrow. Sparrow will need to improve to replace someone else. Kozzie can’t be replaced. McAdam has his future in his hands but that feels a long shot to me. Maybe Johnson gets his moment with Perry back. Has Johnson been training with the forwards?

If he’s contracted till 27 then talk to the hand. If you do t like talking to the hand bring us great riches.

They’ve been doing works for 18 months. I don’t think the school would have started as yet.

Is Pickett contracted until end of 26 or 27?

Lindsay will be a regular by round 8

We hold all the cards in this deal. Freo about to get karma waved in their bthci faces

ok

If he leaves and we get great compensation then that’s footy. We hold the upper hand over the next 2 seasons and if we can get George on the list who knows.

We’ll beat a half strength GWS at the G and roll Geelong, Freo match the kicker, 6-0 for mine or 5-1 if Geelong or Freo get us. At that point the media will be talking about Langford as the rightful pick 1, Johnson being a master stroke and Oliver as equal Brownlow favourite with Petracca. Side articles will include Gawn and Mays durability, Windsor’s total lack of second year blues and Lindsay’s 32 possession 3 goal debut in Round 3 as the best played by a first year player. Even Salem will get an article about his lack of thyroid issues, his beautiful kicking and living with his partner and 2 dogs. Demonland will contain more superlatives than Rojets Theasaurus. It’ll be party time from there onwards.

Feel for Todd Marshall, good player who could be great if his body would hold up. The Dee’s have had their fair share of those.

Worldwide experience suggests that once a city goes beyond 5 million people it starts to really struggle. Transport delays, infrastructure and services all come under too much strain to keep up with the expansion. Add to that pollution and it doesn’t bode well. You only have to take a drive and our once manicured parks and our roadsides you’ll see the weeds, long grass and rubbish building up. We’ve spent all our money on big projects rather than cleverly offering other alternatives. I’m just about to buy up near Bendigo, a beautiful city with all the services at easy reach. City be gone!