Roost it far

Absolutely it would.

No chance

Too old to go around again

Thats not reportable

When he knocked Schulz over?

Isn’t Finn coming here next year?

I haven’t been this nervous since the 21 preseason. Thats surely a good omen?

They play a good brand of footy, I’m hoping we do

GWS are going to be tough to beat especially without a proper game under our belts

Hawthorn surely don’t have the offer in them that we do

If we finish 13th and Collingwood finish first I’m never going to the football again, ever.

Yes but if Pickett is adamant and we can get Jackson, that makes it more interesting.

That's positively erotic.

Solid effort

That’s what I’m talking about!

I still think a couple of reasonably mobile tall forwards are the key. JVR and Turner are those guys. AJ can play the pack crasher when balls are lobbed in. Just need Pickett back.

You know you’re in strife when members of your team are making excuses before the event even starts.

Can’t wait to see if the difference to fitness levels you’d expect from a longer preseason with less injuries translates into us hitting the backend of the season stronger than we’ve done the last few years. With a competition so even this is the kind of advantage that puts us right in contention. We just need to manage our top 12 players to be Cherry ripe come August-September. I actually thought we hit the 23 finals in great shape but losing Gus, Petty and Melk royally fceduk us.

What’s with the locked gates? How’s DLand supposed to report? I’ll ring the club, that Richo bloke is gonna cop an earfull

Where’s the freaking report? I gave you lot till 4…..4 bloody o’clock and still nothing. Now people are telling us to look at photos on the website. I honestly thought we were past this kind of slapdash haphazardry.

I think the word culture should be banned on this site.

All good, just reporting what I'd seen which is likely what you've mentioned above. He's still an awesome talent and it'd be a real shame if he wasn't helped back to his best. I'd roll the dice but I'm a dice roller......it doesn't always work but when it does.

I don't totally agree with this. They're already friends who hang out outside of football. If, and it's a big IF , Ugle Hagen can get himself back on track I wouldn't be opposed to bringing him over. He's a special talent and if you can surround him with the right help and people and importantly the playing group want him then I say go for it. In some ways it's easier to keep an eye on him and Clayton if they're at the club together. Also just imagine the potential he and JVR would have in the same forward line. For mine he's Jeremy Cameron MK2, he's exactly what we need.......What could possibly go wrong?