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Don't those peasents know we all drive range Rovers, go to the snow all winter long and bring cheese boards to the footy? How dare they attempt to bring this club down to such levels.

All good, too it as a compliment at first then realised it wasn't 🤣🤣🤣

They ran outta gas. They had a flat tire. They didn't have enough money for cab fare. Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole their car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

Wow, thanks Tarax

Are these actual excuses or made up?

My tiny brain hurts.

Apologies Augustus but I take offence to this and wish it be renamed perfectly weighted kick to the far side of the ground into space. Regards Silent Bob.

Happy international women's Day to all our Lady posters, a total of 2 I think!

Don't get me wrong he can be very cringe worthy

Sorry but Gaze has always been that way. Did a few b-ball clinics with him back in the day and he was a total larakin. Exactly as he "plays" now. He's just one of those guys that tries everything to make people smile.

Gawn said they cleared out of there to give the forwards a go without their presence.

What you think Trac will say "nah he's gone" 🙄

So in another 6 years time 🤣🤣🤣

Ewwww 🤮🤣

Doing what, I believe you will need to spell it out for me 🤔

was asking this exact question on Saturday!? Hi AFL website people.

Pure gold! 🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure @Willmoy1947's comments were tongue in cheek

Ask him if he knew Pendlebury played basketball before footy! But seriously please ask a few things. Biggest difference in coaching style between the clubs. Obviously Collingwood facilities are probably better than ours but how much difference does that make? Did Collingwoods rapid rise come as a surprise last year?

S-lobbo, freakin joke. How this guy is in charge of sports in a newspaper I'll never know. How can you go from Mike Sheehan to this gap tooth, cheeseburger eating, bogan is being my comprehension.

Yeah I was considering that too, thanks OD

Trying to sort the funds out, travelling from kilmore to the G on game day and kids for when the Mrs is working Saturdays, bloody retail.

My post was 110% unadulterated sarcasm.