Deebymistake

I assume you will find a way to keep the other hand amused. Or if it is such a bother, go and explain your concerns with Neil. I am sure he will be keen to take time away from his MND fight to help with your 1st world pom pom debacle.

A hand puppet of course. Some of the questions people ask. Good grief.

They sell socks. They don't have a pom pom. Buy a pair of those and stick one of those on your head.

I want to see May go to read Frost the riot act and then realise it ain't his problem anymore

To be fair, that kid got his job because he is good at handling a weird shape ball, not for his superior IQ score.

What compensation does the MFC get from the AFL for all this faffing around?

With the best support crew in Demonland and Demon Army

The "recently browsing' section at the bottom of Demonland is HUGE. Just saying.

Oh no. See what this case is doing to our brains. The AFL have dragged us all to their gutter level.

So... ah...... how about this weather? And oh yes, what the heck is happening with Jacob?!

Exactly the pecking order in my family. My husband is a hawk. If a disaster happens on Saturday afternoon, he will be lucky to even slip into an afterthought.

My dog and children are hungry. Let this madness end now please.

I put the AFL on par with the royal family (aka the firm). It is protect the brand AT ALL COSTS.

The AFL is corrupt, unethical and evil. Call a royal commission, dismantle the whole organisation and start again. If I didn't love my club like I do, I would have been done with Aussie rules years ago.

Sums everything up so eloquently McQueen. Brilliant. Can you arrange this footage on the big screen at the G on Kings birthday? PLEASE AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!

Totally agree with all of this, especial the last sentence. The AFL pull the strings on everything, so of course they run a tight ship with the broadcasters and commentary. Didn't Tim and Sam Lane disappear from mainstream commentary because they didn't follow the AFL script?

No make the commentators piggy back him home

The dark blue is stunning. The light blue brings me images of the Carlton m & m jumper!

In all honestly I don't know what Norm Smith would have thought. Indigenous round and Indigenous guernseys would not have been possible back in his days.

Great stuff Pickett. No wacko Jacko about you! My brain is still trying to comprehend supporting a club that has recently won a flag, gets spoken of fondly in the media and retains players. A good confused state to be in!

All my kids were free to choose whichever team they wanted. They also wanted a roof over her heads so all settled on the Dees.

Dolly looks in complete awe. Kids facial expressions are so genuine. 10 years ago my eldest also gave a very genuine facial expression. Do I get anything for this? Mother of the year award maybe?

Reminder to those in the Eastern suburbs - buses replacing trains on parts of the Lilydale and Belgrave train lines until end of May. The trip will be longer than usual. Boo

Looks fabulous. Can not wait to see it in it's full glory tonight. Well done to you all.

Hawthorn????