Everything posted by Engorged Onion
- Game plans, tactics and all that jazz
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Suburban AFL map
We live in orbit of Surf Coast/Bellarine towns around Geelong. Growing up further west, my father was a staunch Melbourne supporter, with most folk in the Western District around us, being either Geelong or Collingwood, and the smattering of Hawthorn, Essendon and Carlton. Anyways, my dear wife who is a bit too pragmatic for my liking at times, suggested to make life easy for our son, to do what others do, and just go for the local team 'Geelong' to make his life easier at school. I was pretty clear to her that he can choose his own path and be his own person. 😇 - and internally a whole range of expletives about 'entitled and sensitive' Geelong supporters...* Also fortunate that as a 5yo - he got to experience the joy of a premiership, that many of us didn't get as a luxury as youngsters. *I still think Melbourne supporters are the most humble due to the barrenness of our success in the last 50 years.
- PREGAME: Rd 04 vs West Coast
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Suburban AFL map
A foreign supporter? I figured the saying someone 'has a punchable face' was purely Australian, but I stand corrected!!
- PREGAME: Rd 04 vs West Coast
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NON-MFC: Rd 03 2023
We were a bit [censored] back then though....
- PREGAME: Rd 04 vs West Coast
- POSTGAME: Rd 03 vs Sydney
- POSTGAME: Rd 03 vs Sydney
- POSTGAME: Rd 03 vs Sydney
- GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Sydney
- GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Sydney
- Death Riding Fremantle 2023 - Feathered Cap Edition
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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Brisbane
Engorged Onions Tourism Guide: Brisbane 2023 For the discerning customer: go on a pre game River Cat Pub Cruise - start at the dive that is The Hamilton Hotel, make you way to the River Cat public transport system and cruise for around 20 minutes on what is locally known as The Brown Snake and have a drink or 3 at the swanky Powerhouse Museum, with the hipsters and those reliving their youth. Then onwards upon the water chariot, with a little something refreshing in your pocket, sitting on the back viewing deck, as the sun sets, and then disembark at Mowbray Park Terminus... Next, go on a soujurn, meandering with your legs through the parkland to The Pineapple. Roughly 7 beers in now, head to The Gabba, sit and marvel at your team dismembering the parochial supporters, one heart at a time. Is still one of footballs most glorious PT journeys... Or it was in 2022...
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Christian Salem Knee Injury
And AI... 😇 The recovery time for a small meniscus tear in elite sport can vary depending on the severity of the tear, the individual's overall health, and the treatment plan. In general, conservative treatment, such as physical therapy and rest, can take anywhere from four to six weeks for recovery. However, if surgery is necessary, the recovery time can be longer, ranging from six weeks to three months or more. It's important to note that elite athletes may have a shorter recovery time due to their high level of fitness and access to specialized medical treatment. However, it's still crucial to follow a proper recovery plan and not rush back to training or competition too quickly, as this can lead to re-injury or further damage to the knee. The best course of action is to work with a qualified medical professional to create an individualized treatment plan based on the severity of the injury and the athlete's specific needs.
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NON-MFC: Rd 02 2023
Oh! I just scrolled back - nice to see we shared that immediate response, and probable smile to ourselves as we reflect on the couch watching the game. Even if you go off early Tim, someone is always satisfied 😇
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NON-MFC: Rd 02 2023
Statement: Long time since anyone has kicked 4 goals against Geelong, from Mr Brayshaw as Charlie Curnow popped it though... Ahhh drifting back in my memory to Max Gawns magnificent 5 in the Semi Final of 21... that'd be when! 😍
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Game plans, tactics and all that jazz
Over the last 48 hours or so, and particularly after listening the podcast last night, I have been pondering the potential evolution of how we play, and more importantly why we are now (albeit 1 regular season and 2 pre-season games) doing things so apparently differently in the forward half. Primary focus over time (at least overtly mentioned to the public) Goodwin initially wanted to build from the contest out, and we have been well supported by the calibre of players that we have obtained, in being able to achieve that (2017-2020) focus on defensive capabilties first and honing those skills (2017-2020) focus on transitioning without ball (2019-2021) focus on forward 'connection' (2020-202... Now all these things have significantly improved - and clearly all these are ongoing works in progress, these are merely illustrative time frames. What I am interested in now is about the last point - and the delivery and 'positive risk' to now seemingly to deliberately choose to NOT kick to pockets and play the percentages of minimising options for the defence should they obtain the ball with choices of lanes to get out of the D50. To my surprise, this to me was exemplified by Charlie Spargo's goal on the run from 40... it was a surprise to me because, not that the bloke cant kick far (he can), it's presumably being because he has historically being told to hit someone up.... that feels like a significant shift in philosophy. I wonder if this is less about a reaction to how we went last year, but this was ALWAYS going to occur once a range of our young 'starlets' (Pickett, Spargo, Chandler/Bedford(😔) eg) worked their way deeper into the system, and their capacity grew. I can't help but think that this has been an evolution which directly corresponds to where the list is at in maturity (ie: capacity to execute specific tasks/roles, and stamina over the length of both game, and season, rather than a response to being risk averse for the sake of being risk averse into the forward line. I dont know if we will ever get an answer, but (any coaches out there) there would surely be a version of a forensic '5 year plan, looking at what skills need to be developed, and what can occur each time we/the players 'level up', and what do we refine next. Not only from a skill acquisition perspective, but from a tactical perspective taking into account the players increased capacity to hold up to to the demands and rigor of the game. Cheerio, and Go Dees.
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What they are saying in Springfield!
I really appreciate that analysis, that's a good lens to look at a players output and inclusivity.
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Farewell Brodie Grundy
Is that Unicorn a bit of a cheeky slap to Jackson? Pretty sure the Dees Marketing Dept. correspondence had a couple of 'Jackson is a Unicorn' banter over the last few years. Not sure they have called Grundy one previously... hmmmmm
- PODCAST: Rd 01 vs Western Bulldogs
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POSTGAME: Rd 01 vs Western Bulldogs
sounds just like any muppett on here whinging about Tom. CHATGPT response... Subject: Disappointed with Tom MacDonald's Performance in Melbourne's Win Against the Western Bulldogs Dear fellow footy fans, I am writing this forum post to express my disappointment with Tom MacDonald's performance in Melbourne's recent win against the Western Bulldogs on March 18th, 2023. As a die-hard Melbourne supporter, I was ecstatic when we came out on top against one of the toughest teams in the league. However, I couldn't help but feel upset with MacDonald's lackluster form throughout the game. Tom MacDonald is known for his prowess in the forward line, but during the game, he seemed to be struggling to find his footing. He missed several easy marks and failed to convert a few crucial goals. In fact, he only managed to score one goal in the entire game, which was far below his usual standards. As a fan, it's frustrating to watch a player who is capable of so much more deliver such an underwhelming performance. I understand that every player has off days, but MacDonald's lack of form was particularly disappointing given the significance of the game. Melbourne had a chance to cement their position as one of the top teams in the league, and MacDonald's inability to perform at his best may have cost us the opportunity to do so. Of course, I don't mean to undermine the efforts of the rest of the team, who played exceptionally well throughout the game. The likes of Gawn, Oliver, and Petracca delivered some impressive performances, which ultimately helped us secure the win. However, as a supporter, I can't help but feel upset at MacDonald's form, especially considering his potential to be a game-changer. In conclusion, while I am thrilled with Melbourne's win against the Western Bulldogs, I can't help but feel disappointed with Tom MacDonald's performance. I hope that he can bounce back in the next game and deliver the type of form that we know he is capable of. Thanks for reading,
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PODCAST: Rd 01 vs Western Bulldogs
From Chat GPT "A possible alternative to using "girls" when yelling support to a women's football team would be to use "women," "ladies," or "players." Using any of these terms shows respect for the players' gender and emphasizes their athletic ability and skill, rather than focusing on their gender." 🤣
- Death Riding Fremantle 2023 - Feathered Cap Edition
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